McCatagall / Tumbledore (alternating)

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Dumbledore has added McGonagall to the chat

Dumbledore: Hello everyone!

McGonagall: Albus! What are you doing here? What am I doing here?

Dumbledore: Dobby added me, so I added you!

McGonagall: ...

Hermione: Hello Professor, I forgot to thank you for giving us our house points back!

McGonagall: You're most welcome, Miss Granger!

Dumbledore: Minerva, I'm getting the hang of this teenager thing! Look, I can even change the chat name!

McGonagall: 😑 McCatagall? Really?

McGonagall: Change it back!

Dumbledore: No!

McGonagall: Albus...

Dumbledore: Minerva...

McGonagall: Miss Granger, how do I change the name?

Dumbledore: Don't help her, Miss Granger!

McGonagall: Help me, Miss Granger!

Hermione: 😶

McGonagall: Never mind, I've figured it out!

Dumbledore: Hey! I don't like that one!

Draco: Tumbledore 😂😂

Dumbledore: Shut up, Draco!

McGonagall: Albus! You can't say that to a student, even if it is Draco!

Draco: HEY!

Dumbledore: I don't often say it to students, only the special ones! Not special in a good way, special as in stupidity is his speciality!

Harry: Keep working on that one, Sir🙃

Draco: It's because he's so old, rainbows were in black and white when he was a kid😏

Dumbledore: Are you always stupid, or is this a special occasion?

McGonagall: Albus, you simply can't speak to students this way!

Draco: My Father will hear about this!😠

Harry: NOBODY CARES, MALFOY!

Dobby: This chat is getting too traumatic for Dobby

Hermione: Sorry Dobby, we'll try to reign it in😑

Hermione: Ginny, back me up here please😣

Ginny: I can't, Mione, this is too good!

Hermione: 😑

Hermione: Harry?

Harry: I'm with Ginny!

Hermione: Of course you are...🙄

Hermione: Ron?

Ron: I can't right now, I'm too busy eating chicken!

Hermione: *face palms*

Hermione: PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE AND PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL, STOP CHANGING THE CHAT NAME, DRACO, STOP INSULTING THE PROFESSORS, GINNY, STOP EGGING THEM ON, HARRY, STOP SIDING WITH GINNY FOR EVERYTHING, AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE RONALD, STOP EATING CHICKEN!!!

Dumbledore: Miss Granger, are you feeling quite alright?

Hermione: I think I need to go and have a lie down now...😶

Hermione: After my homework, of course!

Ron: *face palms*

Hermione: Is there an issue, Ronald?😠

Ron: *gulps*

Ron: No, Hermione, I love homework!

Hermione: That's what I thought!

Dumbledore: Is she always this feisty?

Draco: YES


A/N: I think that the relationship between Dumbledore and McGonagall is quite close, maybe like brother-sister relationship? We've never seen how they act when it's just them in a scene and there's not a serious issue to discuss, so I thought that they might argue, a bit like little children... so I tried to convey that in this chapter, if you're wondering why Dumbledore was acting quite formal and has suddenly become a bit immature! Who would you like to see more of in the next chapter? Comment below, and please vote if you liked this chapter! 

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Lots of love

Safi31


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