Harry Potter Group Chat

Nargles

Neville added Luna to the chat

Luna: Hello everyone

Neville: Hey Luna!

Luna: Hello Neville, have you got rid of those Nargles yet?

Neville: Ummm... it's a bit hard to get rid of them when I can't see them Luna... is that why you changed the chat name?

Draco: Oh great, Loony's here

Neville: Hey! Don't talk to her like that😑

Draco: Oooh, do you like her Longbottom?😉😉

Luna: I don't think that's true... I'm not Loony, I'm simply different

Neville: Phew, I thought you were going to pick up on...

Neville: Nothing!

Harry: What's up Neville and Luna?

Harry: *note the intentional exclusion of Malfoy, who was not invited onto this chat*

Draco: Hey!

Luna: That's true, Draco. Why are you here? To get away from the wrackspurts is it?

Draco: Of course not, not everyone lives inside their heads Loony!

Hermione: Excuse me, but there's no space inside your head for anything Ferret, not even a brain!

Harry: 😲😂

Draco: Yeah well, your head is so big, it puts the moon out of business, Mudblood!

Hermione: OH HECK NO MALFOY YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!😤

Harry: Malfoy, if I were you, I'd be afraid... very afraid...

Draco: I'm not scared of some filthy, bushy-haired twat...

Draco: *gulps*

Ron: Why's Hermione not replying? 

Harry: Wait, she's not online anymore...

Draco: She's not going to...

Harry: Now Draco's gone offline too...

Ron: I get the feeling that Hermione's done something to Malfoy...🙄

Harry: 'Mudblood' is pretty offensive...

Luna: Oh no, it's probably the Heliopaths!

Neville: The Helia-what's?

Luna: Heliopaths... they are spirits of fire which burn anything in their paths

Neville: That's not terrifying at all😶

Harry: I'm sure they don't really exist... do they?

A/N: Sorry, no Fred and George in this chapter... they are still in the chat though! So, what did Hermione do to Draco? 

Lots of love

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