TooMuchPressure: wait not an actual fight right?! They make me nervous!
Aa$$$: I like the flower crown that Kyle made for Kenny. I think it was gorgeous
Craig: token don't tell me you've taken their side
KennyMcDick: HA Craig you're wrong pussy ass bitch
TacoMASTER: LADIES LADIES LADIES
TacoMASTER: calm yourselves
TooMuchPressure: clyde you can't talk, token sings to you
KennyMcDick: UGH
Craig: MAKE IT STOP
TacoMASTER: BITCH TOKEN'S SONGS ARE ADORABLE
Gingerbread: adorably EMBARRASSING
Craig: I take it back this behaviour gives gay couples a bad name
TacoMASTER: OH YOU WANNA GO BITCH
Aa$$$: come on, I've heard that Craig writes love notes in class to give to Tweek
Gingerbread: I think I just threw up in my mouth
Craig: OH BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED
Fatboy: oh this is getting GOOD
Butter_my_nutters: not going to lie fellas but I think all these actions are embarrassing to all of human kind
<Kyle's Bro is online>
Kyle's Bro: can anyone pick me up from hells pass?
KennyMcDick: look token I'm just saying that writing fucking songs is worse than flower crowns. Flower crowns are great
Aa$$$: oh you would say that you have no taste
TacoMASTER: AT LEAST A SONG IS BETTER THAN NOSE NUZZLES
TooMuchPressure: take that back!
Kyle's Bro: anyone???
Butter_my_nutters: should we get Bebe to sort them out?
Fatboy: nah this is fun
Kyle's Bro: nvm I think I prefer a lift from my dad at this point
<Kyle's Bro has left the chat>
TacoMASTER: and Craig if you give Tweek another cup of coffee with a heart in it I'm going to SCREAM
Craig: Scream then pussy
Gingerbread: kill me now
Craig: gladly
KennyMcDick: I swear to god Craig
Craig: swear then pussy
KennyMcDick: FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GOD FOR CREATING COUPLES LIKE CRAIG AND TWEEK
Craig: GOD DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
Butter_my_nutters: I don't think god is reading this group chat
Fatboy: I hope he does
Aa$$$: ok I'm officially done with life I'll see you hopefully never
<Aa$$$ has left the chat>
TacoMASTER: don't worry he just wants a good one fashioned 69
<TacoMASTER has left the chat>
Craig: ok I thought we made it clear to not talk about sex in a not gay chat
Craig: some of the hetero's might cry
KennyMcDick: oh well. Welcome to gay 2.0
Fatboy: fuck you guys! No gay shit here
KennyMcDick: hello my name is Kenny McCormrick and I like to suck dick and drink cum on a daily basis
<Fatboy has left the chat>
KennyMcDick: that was all it took?
Gingerbread: you know that asshole by now
Gingerbread: he thinks that that is how homosexuals behave 24/7
TooMuchPressure: is he just super dumb or ignorant
Gingerbread: even now I don't know the answer to that question
Butter_my_nutters: well I'm glad you've settled your differences even if it was over the hatred of someone else
Craig: ok I'm bored
KennyMcDick: I don't care
Craig: go fuck yourself
KennyMcDick: gladly
Gingerbread: stop. Just stop
TooMuchPressure: in other news is anyone going to go on that school trip next week
Gingerbread: where? I wasn't in school today
Gingerbread: diabetic things and such
TooMuchPressure: it's going to some museum up north I think
Craig: well that's boring
TooMuchPressure: I know I know but that's not the part that I'm excited for
KennyMcDick: spill the beans
TooMuchPressure: I looked on a map and it says that it's surrounded by arcades and takeaways and shit
TooMuchPressure: well not surrounded but it's only a few streets away from the main town
Craig: you're suggesting we do a bunk when we get there? Tweek, I'm so proud of you
TooMuchPressure: I can't even glorify a museum
Gingerbread: I mean that sounds like a blast. How many year groups are coming?
Butter_my_nutters: I heard it was our year, some year below us and the smartest elementary class
Gingerbread: wait
KennyMcDick: I'm down definitely
Craig: I can't because I've had too many detentions but I can get there in other ways
Gingerbread: mom says yes because Ike's going too
Gingerbread: he's in that smart elementary class
KennyMcDick: so you can go? YES
Craig: your bro won't be annoying will he?
Gingerbread: I mean, he'll annoy me but I think he'll hang out with his class.
Gingerbread: actually tbh he's probably plotting something similar with his friends
KennyMcDick: as long as Craig and Tweek aren't doing lovey-dovey shit I'm fine
Craig: excuse me? You're the ones that are embarrassing
KennyMcDick: YOU WANNA GO
Butter_my_nutters: not again
Craig: you let Kyle put fucking flowers in your hair
KennyMcDick: is there something wrong with that fuck face?
Gingerbread: Flowers are MUCH BETTER than swapping fucking hats you retard
<Fatboy is online>
Fatboy: Aw right the fight's back
TooMuchPressure: Craig isn't retarded for having fucking taste
KennyMcDick: you call that's taste? DO YOU NEED HELP???
Fatboy: I could watch this all day
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