South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 3

Group Chat >>> Stay Away Hetero

<Ass_Swiper is online>

Ass_Swiper: hey Kyle

Ass_Swiper: Kyle

Ass_Swiper: @AssArsonist

Ass_Swiper: hello Kyle

<Coffee_is_gay is online>

Coffee_is_gay: why are you awake and calling for Kyle at three am?

Ass_Swiper: why are you awake?

Coffee_is_gay: gnomes

Coffee_is_gay: fucking gnomes

<TacoMASER is online>

TacoMASTER: god damn gnomes. Kill them. Night.

<TacoMASTER left the chat>

Ass_Swiper: sometimes I worry about Clyde

Coffee_is_gay: I think we all do

Ass_Swiper: Kyle

Ass_Swiper: KYLE

Coffee_is_gay: most people actually sleep at 3am

Ass_Swiper: I'm just lonely

Ass_Swiper: Can't sleep

Ass_Swiper: Kyle is usually up but not tonight

Coffee_is_gay: gah! Isn't that bad for you?!! Ahhhhhhh

Ass_Swiper: I dunno I'm no doctor

Coffee_is_gay: why Kyle?

Ass_Swiper: what are you suggesting?????

Coffee_is_gay: nothing!!! I just asked y'know

Ass_Swiper: Kyle gets it

Ass_Swiper: he's my bro

<AssArsonist is online>

AssArsonist: touched

Ass_Swiper: KYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

AssArsonist: KENNY

Coffee_is_gay: hey

AssArsonist: hey Tweek welcome to the night club

Ass_Swiper: with your host Kenny

Coffee_is_gay: I don't wanna be tired I'm bailing

<Coffee_is_gay left the chat>

AssArsonist: bye

Ass_Swiper: PM?

AssArsonist: sure

<AssArsonist left the chat>

<Ass_Swiper left the chat>

<The_UwU is online>

The_UwU: UWU???????!!!!!!

The_UwU: I smell a ship

<The_UwU is offline>

~

Private Message Kyle B >>> Mysterion 

Kyle B: sorry I didn't look at my phone until now

Mysterion: that's okay

Mysterion: I was just feeling kinda lonely and you are always awake

Kyle B: yeah I know

Kyle B: I feel kinda hot

Mysterion: ...

Kyle B: NOT LIKE THAT