South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 20

Group Chat >>> Fuck Cartman

<TacoMASTER is online>

<KennyMcDick is online>

<Kyle's Bro is online>

<Craig is online>

<TacoMASTER changed the chat name to My Homies Got Detention Because we Rollin'>

Craig: I mean you're not lying

KennyMcDick: I mean literally does anyone not have a detention from all this shit

TacoMASTER: it's so sad us girls just wanted to have fun

<Jimmy_Kun is online>

Jimmy_Kun: it hurts so bad that they dare put the kid with crutches in detention for wanting one last glimpse of the sweet sun

Craig: if only you were this poetic in your speech then we could have gotten out of this

Jimmy_Kun: I feel like I should be offended, but I'm too tired to care

TacoMASTER: ooga booga

<PressedHams is online>

PressedHams: I am sorry about him. His behaviour does not reflect my own

Craig: apology not accepted. Clyde's a fucking pussyboi

<TacoMASTER has left the chat>

KennyMcDick: ooga?

Kyle's Bro: booga...?

<Fatboy is online>

<Gingerbread is online>

<TooMuchPressure is online>

<Butter_my_nutters is online>

KennyMcDick: summoned by caveman I see

Gingerbread: it concerns me when Stan says any kind of caveman language

Kyle's Bro: I am very fluent in the oogas

KennyMcDick: why not me??? Don't make me cry like clyde now

Gingerbread: it's normal for you to spout shit like that

<TacoMASTER is online>

TacoMASTER: I was not crying

TacoMASTER: my eyes were just sweating

PressedHams: at yo wtf

PressedHams: don't ever make me think of eye sweat again bitch

TooMuchPressure: pls stop

TacoMASTER: sorry just wiping the sweat from my eyes

Kyle's Bro: wait a minute

Fatboy: I'm not waiting a minute spit it out

Kyle's Bro: could you actually shut up

Craig: exactly

Kyle's Bro: this detention is on top of last weeks detention so Kyle had like two detentions now

Craig: wait what

TacoMASTER: Kyle??? Trouble???

Butter_my_nutters: that's not too much of a surprise why are you surprised

Craig: fuck I have like eight now ew

TacoMASTER: Kyle I thought you were some golden boy

Kyle's Bro: PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT