Hermitcraft Oneshots

First experience at Sahara?

Bdubs: Yes, I want to look at the concrete maker?

Mumbo: Ah yes, well that's on the outside platform, second floor.

Bdubs: No, no, no, I want to see the ***CONCRETE MAKER***

Mumbo: (annoyed) Yes, second floor.

Bdubs: No, I don't want to see concrete maker, it's just that Grian said that...

Mumbo: Oh dear, what's he been telling you now?

Bdubs: Well, he said I should say 'concrete maker' instead of 'redstone'

(Mumbo abruptly puts a bucket on his head)

Bdubs: Oh dear. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Grian: (sighing) Did you say 'redstone'?

Bdubs: Well, yes, urm. Sorry?

Mumbo: (muffled) I'm not coming out!

Grian: I did *ask* you not to say 'redstone', didn't I?

Bdubs: But I mean, well..

Mumbo: (still muffled) I'm not!

Bdubs: Oh.

Grian: Now I have to stand in this cauldron and sing the Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK song. 

Bdubs: What?

Grian: (singing) Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK

Iskall: (hears the singing and sighs) Oh dear, did somebody say 'redstone' to Mumbo?

Bdubs: Yes, I did. (sheepishly raises hand)

(Iskall gives him a nasty look and places another cauldron next to Grian)

Grian: (still singing) Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo AFK!

(Iskall joins in) I'm gonna take that moustache away!

(Mumbo takes the bucket off his head. As soon as he does so Grian and Iskall get out of their respective cauldrons and Iskall leaves like nothing happened)

Grian: He should be all right now, but don't... you know... don't say it! (walks away muttering)

Bdubs: No, no, I won't! (to Mumbo) Excuse me, could I see the concrete maker please?

Mumbo: Yes, its upstairs on the platform. I already told you this!

Bdubs: No, no, no. That concrete maker, (Points at the hole in the wall where Iskall is reparing the redstone) like that. You see?

Mumbo: Redstone?

Bdubs: (extremely relieved) Yes.

Mumbo: But if you want redstone , why not just say 'Where's the redstone'?

Bdubs: (laughing nervously) Ha ha, I mean...

Mumbo: I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say you want to see the 'concrete maker' if you actually want to look at redstone!

Bdubs: But you put a bucket on your head the last time I said 'redstone' (slaps hand over his mouth)

(Its too late, Mumbo puts the bucket back on his head)

Grian: (running back in) Oh dear! (Jumps in cauldron and starts singing again) Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK!

Iskall: (sighing) Y'know we did ask you to avoid saying it! (joins in)

I'm gonna take that mustache away!
Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo AFK!
I'm gonna take that mustache away!

(Xisuma flies in)

Xisuma: (sighing) I'm working on the problem, did somebody say 'redstone' to Mumbo again?

Grian: (points angrily at Bdubs) *Twice*!

(Xisuma joins in the singing and Mumbo finally takes the bucket off his head)

Mumbo: (To Bdubs) I'm sorry, can I help you?

Keralis (Who was nearby the whole time): I think Bubbles wants some redstone.

Simultaneously:

Mumbo: *puts bucket back on his head*

Xisuma: *facepalms*

Grian: *continues singing*

Iskall and Bdubs: *groaning*

(Here is your reminder that this is a joke, don't take it seriously, and if you want me to change something I am happy to have a civil discussion about it. Thanks!)