𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 ° 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 & 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴

comebacks

"hey y/n" my ex said as he came up to me

"you wanna have some fun?" he says eyeing my outfit that day

"s/he wouldn't" tom comes out nowhere

"what do you have to offer" he says eyeing tom up and down, he short but not so short

"a 9 inch cock that's 3 inches in width. so if have something bigger, take her away" tom's says your ex's face turns red and he slowly walks away

"tom why did you lie" i turn to him

"what" he asks me confused

"you dick is clearly 10 inches not 9."