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members: 1) parkjimin20
2) you

parkjimin20: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

parkjimin20: D oS suvg a fuNy lwtter

parkjimin20: BUt y id berrer

parkjimin20: DAYOUNG~

parkjimin20: I want kithes

Me: Umm babe

Me: Are you okay???

parkjimin20: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

parkjimin20: MY WIFEY IS HERE

parkjimin29: Btu Dayoung, u cNat telL my GF Dayoung oK???

parkjimin20: I lOVe u sO mycg bAbe

Me: Wtf is going on

Me: Jiminie are you okay?

parkjimin20: OMFG

parkjimin20: THATS SO CUTE

parkjimin20: hehe JiMiNIE

Me: Ohh I get it

Me: Babe, have you been drinking?

parkjimin20: IDK HAVE U???

Me: Babe...

Me: I don't drink remember?

Me: Jeez how much did u drink J?

parkjimin20: npt tgat moch

parkjimin20: I count

parkjimin20: 4 beers, 1 whiskey, 1 wine, 1 vodka, 1 special cocktail

Me: the fact that that's the most coherent thing you've written says a lot

Me: Babe why did u drink so much?

parkjimin20: My gf DaYOuNg tld m 2 coPe

parkjimin20: sO hspoy jycie

Me: 'happy juice' is not what I mean love

Me: Jimin, coping with alcohol as a means to deal with stress isn't healthy

parkjimin20: bUt 🥺

parkjimin20: Q-tiNe ish so boring!!!! THeres nO 1 2 cudle

parkjimin20: I wAnT 2 c u and kith u on uR bootiful face buT I can'T

parkjimin20: I jist wsnr a fren 🥺

Me: Aww babe 💓

Me: Just cuz we're not physically together doesn't mean anything. Soon, we'll be able to meet in real life and you can give me as many kisses as you want. You won't hear any complaints from me

parkjimin20: wiLL I hEar sexy soynds???

Me: I-

Me: You know what I'm going to have fun with this

Me: You might if you try hard enough 😉

parkjimin20: I'm a purrty goooooood kither

Me: You'll have to show me

parkjimin20: I tpld u I'd msle u mune aftet quartsyjr didfbt I????

Me: Yes? I think?

parkjimin20: is a PROMISE

Me: Looking forward to it 😂

Me: Now Jiminie babe can you go sleep

Me: You need to sleep off the drunkenness

Me: And maybe prepare for a mean hangover

parkjimin20: Awwwwww

parkjimin20: I don't wanna

parkjimin20: I want to make out with you

Me: Sorry wut

Me: Babe go to bed please 🥺

Me: I'll be really sad if you don't

parkjimin20: Aww Ok

parkjimin20: OnLY cUz 🎃 cnta bE sda

Me: That's right

Me: I love you J

Me: Always

Me: Sleep well ❤️

[Read at 10:14 P.M.]