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Unexpected Party - Thorin x Reader

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You walked to Hobbiton with the young dwarves, Fili and Kili. The three of you were to find the hobbit home with a mark on it and knock on the door. A dinner was awaiting in the home, and you were starving.

"Are you excited to see Thorin?" Fili teased. He and Kili suspected that you fancied Thorin, who is your uncle. And their suspicions were true. You did fancy him.

"Stop teasing, Fili," you began. "it's getting annoying."

"I believe that our uncle will not be pleased when he sees you." Kili stated. "He wouldn't want you in the company, don't you think?"

You pursed your lips. "No, he would not." you answered. "But I shall be joining you all whether he likes it or not."

The beautiful green lands of Hobbiton appeared closer and closer until soon, you were facing a round, green door. This was the home you needed to be at. Kili knocked on the door loudly. A hobbit, who was shorter than you, Fili, and Kili answered the door.

"Fili-"

"-and Kili..."

"At your service!" the brothers said simultaneously. You and the two brothers bowed.

"You must be Mr. Boggins!" Kili told the hobbit.

"Mr. Baggins." you corrected him. "His name is Mr. Baggins." The young dwarf shrugged.

Mr. Baggins then said that he wasn't expecting company and that you shouldn't be at his house. Fili and Kili then talked to the hobbit before quickly walking in. Inside, Balin and Dwalin were preparing to eat.

In hardly any time, the other dwarves, except for Thorin, had arrived at the hobbit home. As soon as everyone entered, there were sounds of cheering, chatting, eating, and singing. Gandalf, who is a wizard, was also in Mr. Baggins' home.

Soon, you and the dwarves were drinking ale and being very noisy. Fili and Kili decided to tease you. "Thorin is going to arrive soon." Kili nudged you with his elbow. "He's going to see you and confess his UNDYING LOVE! And you are going to say I LOVE YOU TOO, THORIN!" You blushed and hid your face in your hands.

It seemed that Bofur heard Kili's teasing, as did the others, as he shouted, "Look at who likes Thorin!" He pointed right at you. Everybody else stared at you. And then they began to laugh and joke.

"I'm telling Thorin!" Nori yelled.

"I do think he loves you, too." Ori claimed. "You are a good match for him. Plus, you are wonderful!" You smiled. Ori was the sweetest dwarf of them all in your opinion.

Everyone messed with you until one of the dwarves burped loudly. Ori then burped louder. Almost everyone in the room erupted in laughter. And after you all happily ate, Ori asked Mr. Baggins, who was talking to Gandalf, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, but what do I do with my plate?"

And that caused you and the other dwarves to start messing with Me. Baggins' plates and silverware. "Be careful with the knives!" shouted the hobbit. "You'll blunt them!"

"You hear that, lads?" asked Bofur. "He says we'll blunt them!" Since Bofur was Bofur, you knew that a song was to be sung right about now. And you were correct.

Blunt the knives
Bend the forks
Smash the bottles
And burn the corks
Chip the glasses
And crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

The song continued for several moments. It was then when the song ended when Mr. Baggins saw a stack of cleaned dishes. This chaos continued until there was somebody at the door. Must be Thorin.

Mr. Baggins answered the door as you were walking by. As he explained that he got lost in The Shire and sort of made fun of Mr. Baggins, you froze and stared at the dwarf. You had fancied him for years now and you couldn't help yourself.

Thorin entered the home and looked at you. The others were either looking at the two of you with a confused look on their face (specifically Mr. Baggins), or they were giggling and snickering (the dwarves). "Awkward..." muttered Gloin.

"What are you doing here?" Thorin asked you in a raised voice.

"I-I c-came here t–" you stammered, before being interrupted by Fili and Kili.

"Follow us, we'll explain." they said. The brothers lead their uncle to another room. You were able to see the, but you didn't hear them. Fili and Kili were talking and after a while, you saw them suppress laughs. Were they telling Thorin about your feelings for him?

Nervously stepping away, you hoped that the young dwarves never said a word about your feelings for their uncle.

At last, the three left the room and Thorin, without even glancing at you, walked to discuss the trip to Erebor. The company needed a burglar, and Mr. Baggins was asked to be the burglar. Unfortunately, after reading the contract, the hobbit fainted and soon refused the offer.

Later, in another room, all of the dwarves sang.

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To claim out long-forgotten gold

You and the other dwarves continued to sing. As soon as everyone finished singing, Thorin called your name and you walked up to him.

"Come with me." Thorin whispered in your ear. The whispering made your cheeks turn pink. "I must talk to you in private."

Thorin lead you to another room. You seemed pretty nervous. It was only you and Thorin. "So... why did you bring me here?" you asked.

"My nephews told me something about you." Thorin began. The brothers must've told him about how you like him. This is why you never trust a dwarf. Especially the younger ones. "You... love me, don't you?"

The next time you see Fili and Kili, you are going to confront them about this. "No! I d-don't, actually." you lied.

"There is no need to lie." Thorin said. "Because I return your feelings." It seemed that the others were eavesdropping, as you heard loud cheering and applause from the other room.

"Fine, I'll admit it... I love you, too." you confessed.

The cheering grew louder. And then, the others chanted, "Kiss, kiss, kiss!" The dwarf that you love looked into your eyes and shrugged slightly. You leaned in closer and gently kissed his lips. He wrapped his arms around your waist.

"We kissed!" you announced when you and Thorin stopped kissing. Once again, the dwarves cheered and Mr. Baggins and Gandalf were probably sick of the noise.

Right as you left the room with Thorin, Bofur joked, "So, when's the wedding?" and the whole room burst into laughter.

At last, you and Thorin were now a couple.

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Sorry that you had to wait so long for this. I had some writer's block, but now I got some more oneshot ideas for this book.

Novaer, mellyn nin!