So, I was babysitting my two little cousins, one is 8 years old and his brother is only 3.
The 8 year old a Moonwalker, and his little brother...well...he tries. He often thinks that the Michael Jordan symbol is Michael Jackson, and he thinks that in "Thriller" Michael is saying "Biller" but we don't say anything.
So, to keep em' company, I put on a youtube playlist of just Michael Jackson short films. Everything was going great until "In The Closet" came on. Remember the part when Michael slid between Naomi's legs? Well for some reason, that totally freaked the 8 year old out. He screamed "My eyes!" and ran in the kitchen. After picking myself off of the floor because I was fucking dying of laughter, I went to go see what was wrong. After asking and asking and ASKING he finally whispered through his teeth;
"That video is too sexy for me."
After that, I decided they had watched enough of short films for one day and turned on wrestling for them to watch until they went home.
12/31/14
YOU ARE READING
Only A Moonwalker would understand! (1) COMPLETED!
RandomThis is just a random book, from a random Moonwalker, who is known for talking about random sh*t. Hate me or love me, I'm here to stay. ♥ (READ AND ADD PART TWO TO YOUR LIBRARY FOR MORE UPDATES! THE SCALPING DOESN'T STOP HERE!)
