Half-Life Vr: Ai Self - Aware But If a Female Had Joined the Science Team

Chapter 1 - Hotted Boobs [Rewritten]

Disclaimer: This is not 100% accurate

Gordon's POV:

The elevator stops and we come up to a security guard.

Bubby runs up to him and shoots him once.

"Augh!"

He shouts as he falls to the ground.

"Which one of you did that?!"

Bubby says, putting his hands on his hips, putting his gun away.

Ignoring Bubby, my attention is turned towards Benrey, who is sitting over the dead security guard, making a smacking sound with his lips.

"Don't lick him! Don't taste him!"

I say, putting my hands on Benrey's shoulders.

He looks at me and says,

"What?"

I facepalm and say, ignoring Benrey,

"We should give people a chance to speak before we kill him. What do you guys think he was going to say?"

Benrey looks down at the body and says,

"I think he was going to say 'Security'"

I give Benrey a tired look and say,

"I don't think that's what he was going to say. You can't just read his shirt. You can't take that as some kind of fucking insider knowledge"

Benrey gets up and the group keeps going forward.

Bubby gets in front and yells,

"Hello? Is anyone out there?"

Bubby is taken aback by a bullet just barely missing his side.

"AUGH!"

He yells as he runs behind us.

I try to see what shot at Bubby, but the figure was too fast. Once I get a glimpse at it, I say,

"It's a new kind of soldier. Is it a woman?"

"Look out, Gordon! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits! Big ones!"

Dr. Coomer yells as the black-clothed figure shoots at us.

I laugh and say,

"Dr. Coomer, that wasn't very respectful!"

From the background, Bubby yells,

"My biggest fear!"

We start to shoot at her, but she darts around all over the place, and she's too fast.

"Jesus, she's so fast!"

I say, eventually shooting her down.

???'s POV:

One last screw, and there. I finally finished the project. Identity Glasses. These glasses can read off someone's name, age, and gender. It will be helpful to know who everyone is and how I can help them if I come across anyone friendly.

Hiding away from an assassin, I put on the glasses and look at her.

On the lenses of the glasses, her info starts to pop up.

NAME: JENNY
AGE: 31
GENDER: FMALE

"Jenny. That's a nice name. Shame you're gonna die though"

I take off the glasses and slip back into my hideout. I grab a nearby pistol and load it with an extra clip I found laying around.

I peek out of my hideout and see that Jenny and a few other Assassins are shooting at a group of scientists.

"Look out, Gordon! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits! Big ones!"

I hear a scientist say.

I fall to the ground, laughing, but quietly so nobody could hear.

"Oh my god. That's so funny"

I say, getting up from my laugh attack.

"Why was that so funny to me?"

I wipe my tears of laughter, put my glasses back on, and say,

"Let's go kill these hotted boobs!"