ashton:
lies
i know what that is in italian and there was none of that
luke:
sldjfkskkdjf
doctor atlas:
i'll tell you later
ashton:
okie dokie
thao🦄:
woah atlas you're italian what
doctor atlas:
yep
on my mom's side
thao🦄:
ci piace <3
michael:
i swear to god
how many of you speak italian
luke:
i think just me, atlas, and sierra
ashton:
i know little bits but not much
cally 💖💛:
i know a few phrases
michael:
i know.. nothing
luke:
LMAO
also um guys
thao🦄:
oh no
luke:
i um
i took an iq test again?
michael:
like the official way or just a test on the internet
luke:
the official way
doctor atlas:
oh lord
and?
luke:
um
well
i uh
142?¿
cally 💖💛:
oh my fucking god luke WHAT
luke:
i am.. a genius?¿?
thao🦄:
LUKE
LORD
michael:
oh my fucking god
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO
FUCK, LUKE
luke:
I DONT KNOW EITHER I RLY THOUGHT IT WOULD'VE GONE DOWN
thao🦄:
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
luke:
IDK
cally 💖💛:
god you're awesome
luke:
🥺🥺🥺
ashton:
STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER
luke:
literally die like
cally 💖💛:
LUKE
michael:
you are literally 31 iq points higher than the second smartest person in here
thao🦄:
who
michael:
me
thao🦄:
oh
yours is 111?
michael:
ye
thao🦄:
ah
mine's 122
michael:
FUCK
i can't even be the second smartest person here damn
doctor atlas:
hahah
uh
michael:
no-
ashton:
sorry mike
doctor atlas:
mine's 131 lol
michael:
what the fuck
cally 💖💛:
omg
thao🦄:
me 🤝 atlas 🤝 luke
superior intelligence
luke:
i'm actually classified as a genius but i'll let it slide
cally 💖💛:
jesus christ
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: so answer this for me-]
luke:
oh no
cally 💖💛:
how can someone with an iq of 142
possibly
want to be
with someone like me
luke:
what
what?
WHAT
WHAT?
ARE YOU SERIOUS, CALUM
MY IQ DOES NOT MAKE ME BETTER
AND YOURS DOES NOT MAKE YOU WORSE
IT NEVER HAS AND NEVER WILL
YOU ARE BREATHTAKING
NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE FACT THAT YOURE AN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST THAT JUST GOT OFFERED A JOB SO HIGH UP AND SO IMPORTANT YOU CANT EVEN TELL ME WHAT IT IS
SO SUSH IT
YOURE WONDERFUL
AND SMART
AND TALENTED
AND GORGEOUS
AND ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING
END OF STORY
cally 💖💛:
ugh
luke:
cal you are so amazing
please don't ever let yourself think you're not
cally 💖💛:
well
when you put it like that
luke:
ahjdfkdjsk
can i drive down for the weekend?
cally 💖💛:
of course
i get off at 4 today
luke:
okay i'll leave at 2
cally 💖💛:
bet
did you figure out when you're going to connecticut?
luke:
yes
two weekends from now
you should come
cally 💖💛:
what
really?
luke:
uhhh yes
you are my boyfriend
cally 💖💛:
boyfriend <3
i'll have to check with work but i should be able to come
luke:
bet
cally 💖💛:
i'll talk to my boss before i leave and i'll let you know
luke:
okie dokie
i'll wait to book the flight until tonight
cally 💖💛:
aight
i have to go back to work
i'll see you tonight my favorite little chicken nugget <3
luke:
FABORIT ELKTTLE CHICKEN NUGGET
SJNDRKSNSKDK
YOURE SO FUCKJNG CUTE CAL
cally 💖💛:
🥰🥰🥰
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a/n- i'm not translating the italian because y'all aren't meant to know what it's saying yet. unless you're an italian person reading this. then just pretend you don't know it. also i'm sorry if the italian sucks i tried to find a good translator. anyway
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