fandom → 5sos

TWENTY-THREE;

this chapter is dedicated to teea because she gave me the motivation to write and publish it and without her all my books would be left and not updated for months at a time because i procrastinate.

this is for u, please analyze my characters it gives me serotonin <3

[luke created the conversation.]

[luke added ashton, michael, doctor atlas, and calum my bf <3 to the conversation.]
[luke named the conversation i fucking hate geese.]

luke:

cal and i have decided to quit our careers and become beauty gurus

ashton:
?.?.?????
cal are you in la?

calum my bf <3:
yeh

ashton:
ah
why?

michael:
the real question is why did luke create a new group

luke:
because i can't remove m*x from the other one

doctor atlas:
...what happened

ashton:
why did you censor his name

luke:
lux is dead
moving on
what movie should cal and i watch

doctor atlas:
hold on hold you broke up

luke:
yes
moving on

michael:
what the fuck happened?

luke:
WHAT HAPPENED IS LUKE DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT SO HE IS ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU WHAT MOVIE HE AND CAL SHOULD WATCH

ashton:
oh

luke:
to answer your earlier question
calum's in la because i needed a friend

michael:
friend

luke:
shut the fuck up

calum my bf <3:
don't even fuck with either of us right now

michael:
damn okay

luke:
we're just friends and if i see annnyyyyyyone saying otherwise i'm blocking you because max literally dumped me because he's convinced i'm in love with calum, SO