Link & Champions Group Chat

Cooking Fiasco

Revali: Wow. Just wow.

Mipha: Um Link......

Daruk: Hey, those look delicious!!!

Urbosa: Link, they're rocks.

Link: Ohh... that's why I nearly broke my teeth trying to eat them!

Revali: I'm starting to think that Hylian IQ is dropping rapidly these days

Urbosa: You would be one of those "special exceptions" though

Revali: .-.

Daruk: Well I do wonder which dish the King will choose! What are you guys bringing?

Urbosa: I'm preparing my favorite. A big, juicy piece of steak, cooked to perfection

Zelda: Aw very nice! I always loved your cooking Urbosa!

Urbosa: ^^

Mipha: I made a special dish of cooked sizzlefin trout with fried Hylian rice, carrots, radishes, and a pinch of raw bright-eyed crab

Urbosa: Raw crab?

Mipha: Family secret ^^

Revali: Well, I didn't really plan on participating, but I'll make my mom's secret goat milk pie

Link: Ooh! I love that one!

Revali: Why thank you my good sir

Daruk: I'm cooking up some magma rocks with a sprinkle of rubies and diamonds on top!

Urbosa: Um.....

Zelda: .......

Revali: Are you trying to kill the old man? Actually go ahead, I won't mind.

Zelda: Is that an expression of murder? Correct me if I'm wrong but, I think it's called treason...

Urbosa: Ooh, look who screwed up big time. These screenshots will come in handy for the future

Revali: Y-You wouldn't dare!!

Zelda: Revali.....

Urbosa: You want me to turn him into fried chicken? I heard Rito have a unique taste

Revali: You can't do that! I didn't mean it!!!

Zelda: Sigh, your fine Revali. I won't tell my father.

Revali: Omg thank thank thank thank you!!!

Zelda: Yeah, of course..

Urbosa: You seem a bit calmer today Princess

Zelda: Well, it's been a good day... mostly

Daruk: Are you also competing in the competition?

Zelda: No, because I happen to know exactly what dad likes and... the competition wouldn't be a competition anymore

Mipha: That makes sense... are you still going to be there?

Zelda: Oh yeah, I'll be judging the dishes as well

Link: Finished!!!

Urbosa: Finished...?

Link: My entry of course. I think it's the best I've made so far!

Revali: So far

Urbosa: What did you make this time?

Link: I threw in a couple moblin guts... lizards... bugs... oh and rocks too!

Daruk: Isn't that what you made last time...?

Link: Oh no, this time I made sure to throw in plenty of salt and peppers!