Total Drama: Return

Episode 1: Here We Go Again

(Written as a script)

Chris appeared on screen.

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama, everyone's favorite show! We have campers from all seasons competing for $1,000,000, on Total. Drama. Return!!!

screen went black and showed Chris on the dock.

Chris: And here are the contestants! First up is the lovable and sarcastic bookworm, Noah!

Noah walked off the boat.

Noah: Yippee, so glad to be back.

He said in an obvious sarcastic tone.

Chris: That's the spirit! Next, we have  Mr. Bad boy himself, Duncan!!

Duncan walked out with a look of disgust.

Duncan: Didn't this place sink?

Chris: It's a man made version of Wawanakwa! Aren't you happy?!

He smirked.

Noah rolled his eyes. Cody walked out.

Chris: And here we have the candy lover, Cody!

Cody: What's up, guys?

Cody walked over to Noah and Duncan at the end of the dock

Noah: Hey, gaps.

Cody smiled, showing the gap in his teeth.

Chris: Next we have Courtney.

Courtney got off the boat and walked towards the others.

Duncan: Hey, princess.

Courtney: Eww. Don't call me that, ogre.

Chris: The dumb blonde, Lindsey!!

Lindsey walked towards everyone with many large bags.

Lindsey: OMG! I'm so happy to be back! Hi Carrie, hi Damien, hi Conner, hi Nick!

Noah rolled his eyes and whispered to Cody.

Noah: How much do you wanna bet that's the closest she'll get all summer?

Cody giggled in response, and the next camper walked off the boat, Eva.

Chris: What's up, Eva?!

Eva grabs Chris's collar.

Eva: Why am I back here?!

Chris: You signed the contract.

Eva growled and walked to the campers.

Chris: Next we have boyfriend kisser, Gwen.

Gwen walked out annoyed at the name.

Gwen: I thought we forgot about that?!

Courtney: We did.

Chris: Next is the crazy girl, Izzy!!

Izzy jumped off the boat.

Izzy: It's so good to be back! The beaver family I was living with started getting all bossy, so this will be a nice break!

Izzy was practically bouncing and everyone was slowly getting more annoyed.

Chris: And the last contestant from season 1 is Heather!!

Heather: We're back?! Oh hell no, I'm not staying here!

Heather tried going back to the boat, but Chef grabbed her.

Chris: You signed the contract!

Chris held up Heather's contract. Heather rolled her eyes and walked towards the others.