Classic Stetriolan Culture

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Song: Down Under by Men At Work https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

-Stetriol, The Devourer's Castle-

Shane and Gar: *Walking down a random hallway having a heart-to-heart talk*

Gar: Your father was a good man, I guess

Shane: What do you mean "I guess"?! *Stomps on his toe*

Gar: OW! *Crouches*

Shane: *Runs to a random table with bottles on it, grabs a broom and snaps it in half*

Gar: What-

Shane: *Bangs on the bottles with the broom sticks*

Gar: SHANE NO!

*Song Starts*

Gar: *Shooketh*

*The castle is quaking*

Conquerors in the area: *Super confused*

Zerif: *Rides into the castle on the back of a majestic horse*

Gerathon: *Is chasing Zerif but stops to look at Shane* WHAT IS HE DOING?

Shane

Traveling in a fried-out combie

Drina: Oh boy-

Shane while running down the hallway

On a hippie trail head full of zombie,

*wacks Yumaris on the head* I met a strange lady, she made me nervous...

Yumaris: WHAT

Gar: Guys I'm sorry-

Shane

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said...

Zerif joins in even though he's not Stetriolan

Do you come from a land down under?

Shane and Zerif dance and sing

Where women glow and men plunder?

Feliandor

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Gerathon: *Gasp* MY BABY FEL? *Runs after Shane, Zerif and Feliandor*

Shane

YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER!

Zerif playing random instruments while running because he's that type of person

Shane and Feliandor scream as Gerathon comes nearer

Gerathon: STOP

Gar: I-

Wyrm: IS THERE A PARTY?

Zerif: *Sees Wyrm, has heart attack*

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