It was the 1st of April, the day of Easter. The Greencloaks had organised an Easter party in the Dining Hall, but little did they know they would be getting visitors...
-Outside Greenhaven-
Gar: Now you all better shut up or we're gonna be heard!
Zerif: Can I deliver the eggs first?
Gar: No! Idiot! *slaps*
Zerif: *Rubs face* why not?!
Gar: Because you're fat
Zerif: Wot
Gerathon: *Pushing Conquerors out of the way and into a pond* MOVE EGGHEADS!
Gar: SHHHHHHHH!
Gerathon: Dont shh me, little man!
Gar: :o
Zerif: Ha! Rekt!
Gerathon: Shut up Zerif! 7 year old!
Zerif: *Crying*
Gar: *Signaling Conquerors to move forward* let's go!
-Inside Greenhaven-
*Greencloaks about to eat chocolate at the table*
*Conquerors come in* HAPPY EASTER!!
Olvan: GET OUT HIDEOUS BEINGS! *Stands*
Gar: We brought stuff
Olvan: I don't care
Gar: Love me for once
Olvan: You are a fish
Rollan: IS THAT MY MUM?
Olvan: ?
Gar: What
Meilin: Oh dear Tellun save us all *facepalm*
Rollan: HEY MUM *approaches Gar*
Zerif: Lol I didn't know you were a girl, General *winks*
Gar: *Smacks Zerif over the head*
Zerif: ;-;
Rollan: *Hugging Gar*
Tarik: *Drags Rollan off of Gar* mine
Rollan: But Tariiiikkkkkk
Tarik: I'm taking you to a counsellor
Rollan: D:
Meilin: Bye
10 seconds later
Gar: *Gives chocolate egg to Olvan*
Olvan: *Takes it* you probably poisoned it with Bile
Gar: No I didn't
Gerathon: *Slithers onto table, breaks it* o.o
Everyone: ...
*Plates and food smashed and scattered*
Olvan: WHY ARE YOU SO *voice crack* FAAaaT!
Gerathon: ...
Gar: *Covers mouth*
Gerathon: *Starts laughing*
Olvan: SHUT UP!
Gar: Are you sure you're a grown man?
Olvan: Now isn't the time to discuss such nonsense
Zerif: *Pulls back blue cloak* Look what you did Gerathon
Gerathon: Go die in a hole
Zerif: Harsh..
Shane: Can I have an Easter egg now?
Gar: NO!!!
Shane: But uncle Garrrrrrr ;(
Gar: No! I don't want you getting FAT like Gerathon and Zerif!
Shane: *All around me are familiar faces*
Zerif: *Takes bag from Gar with eggs in it, throws it at Olvan*
Olvan: *Catches* more eggs....?
Gar: ZERIF!
Zerif: Nyas?
Gar: *Attempts to slap*
Zerif: *Grabs Gar's wrist, pushes him away*
Gar: WHAT THE TELLUN
Zerif: *Dabs 938273028 times*
Gerathon: ZERIF YOU ARE NOT COOL! THE DAB IS DEAD!
Zerif: You are dead
Gerathon: COME HERE *chases him around the hall*
Happy Easter
Part 26 coming soon!
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HumorIn the world of Erdas, Greencloaks and Conquerors are acting strangely. Their only mission is to be as fabulous as Cabaro The Lion, but to succeed they must argue and fight to win. Gerathon wanted chocolate muffins, but Halawir had eaten all of the...
