Spirit Animals On Drugs

This... Is... ERDASSSSSS

-Greenhaven-
Kirat, Meilin, Abeke, Rollan and Conor: *Approaches Tarik*
Rollan: Hi Tarik! :3
Tarik: Hi
Meilin: We want you to meet someone!!!! :D
Tarik: Who? *confused*
Kirat: Me
Tarik: *Looks at Kirat* Who are you?
Kirat: You're my uncle *derp*
Tarik: How?
Kirat: LaReimaja is my mummy, Faisel is my daddy *smiles innocently*
Tarik: *LE GASP*

-Stetriol-
*Zerif and the Wyrm are having a casual conversation*
Zerif: How's life treating ya?
Wyrm: Fine :3
Zerif: Good
Shane: ATTACK THIS BLOB!
*An army of Redcloaks come charging in once again and attack the Wyrm*
Wyrm: So I saw this bird the other day...
Zerif: Mhm... *Watches the Redcloaks*
Wyrm: And it ate this little green frog and...
Zerif: I'm listening
Shane: AHHHHHHHHH WHY WONT IT DIE?!?!?!? *bangs sword on the Wyrm's head*
Wyrm: I felt really sad when the frog died :( it was so cute.
Zerif: *nods slowly* I see...
Wyrm: Anyways, I heard that you were 7 years old. That's like a baby to me.
Zerif: I'M NOT 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets up and throws a chair at Shane* PING OFF WILL YOU?!
Shane: *Chair hits his face and falls over* X.X
Wyrm: And I heard that he was 3 *Points at Shane* Isn't his name Cassandra?
Zerif: YES xD
Shane: MY NAME ISN'T CASSANDRA AND I'M NOT 3! I'M 13!!
Zerif: Stupid boy...
Shane: -_-

-Greenhaven ~ Meilin's Room-
Meilin: So what did you wanna talk about?
Rollan: Ummm well...
Meilin: -^-
Rollan: Will you date me? :3
Meilin: *Grabs Maya's salamander, Tini, and throws him at Rollan*
Rollan: *Squeals and runs away* I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO! D':

-Nilo, Zourtzi-
Faisel: *Has a slumber party with guards*
Everyone: I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD!!!
LaReimaja: *Walks in* O.o WHAT IS THIS?!
*Faisel and Guards stop and freeze*
LaReimaja: WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE! I CANNOT STAND YOU ANYMORE! *Walks out*
Everyone: :OOOOO

-Nilo-
Gerathon: CABARO
Cabaro: WHAT?
Gerathon: COME HERE
Cabaro: WHY?
Gerathon: LOOK AT THIS
Cabaro: *Goes to Gerathon and jaw drops*
Lioness: Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours! Damn right it's better than yours! *Dancing*
Gerathon and Cabaro: O_o......
Worthy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Cabaro: ???
Gerathon: Hi Worthy
Worthy: H-Hello... O.o
Lioness: *Accidently runs into Gerathon* :0
Gerathon: *Eats her*
Cabaro and Worthy: *Gasp*

-Greenhaven ~ Olvan's office-
*Olvan and Tarik are sitting at a table*
Tarik: Am I in trouble, sir? *Concerned*
Olvan: Yes
Tarik: Why?
Olvan: Because!
Tarik: Because why?
Olvan: Because you didn't make me any coffee.
Tarik: Oh? Those were not on my orders, sir....
Olvan: THEY SHOULD OF BEEN! *Strangles Tarik*
Tarik: *Panics and struggles*
*Kirat walks in*
Kirat: :O hey!
Olvan: Get out, child. *Let's go of Tarik*
Tarik: *Gasps for air* OH HOW MUCH I MISSED THE SWEET AIR!!!
Kirat and Olvan: O-o.....

Part 10 coming soon! Sorry this one might not be as funny as the others, I think I'm losing my humour >_< but I'm still going to make Random Moments. :)