Spirit Animals On Drugs

Erdas' Got Talent/X Factor

Judges:
1. Olvan
2. Shane (Cassandra)
3. Gar
4. The Wyrm

Olvan: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO ERDAS' ONLY GOT TALENT AND X FACTOR!!
Gar: SHUT UP! *pushes Olvan off his chair* ONLY I CAN HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT
Olvan: *Falls off chair* FOR THE LOVE OF MULOP, EVERY TIME!!
Shane: Uh, our first actor or person thingy can now start the show..!
Olvan and Gar: *Death stare Shane*
Rollan: *Walks onto the stage in a tuxedo*
Olvan: Oh my..? *Climbs back up onto chair*
The Wyrm: *Presses X button*
Audience: *Gasp*
Rollan: *Grabs microphone* HI
Olvan: Hi, what is your performance going to be today?
Rollan: I'm going to sing a song
Shane: What song are you going to be singing?
Rollan: Cotton Eye Joe
Gar: *Angry*
Olvan: When you're ready.
*Long pause*
Rollan: Wait.. I cant remember the lyrics
Shane, Olvan and Gar: *Press the X button*
Rollan: :(

-Next-

Conor: *Walks onto the stage in a kilt*
Gar: What on Erdas is THAT?
Shane: *Eyes widen* How beautiful
Olvan: Good riddance.. *Speaks loud* Hello! What are you going to be doing for us tonight?
Conor: I'm going to dance
Gar: *Mumbles* This will be interesting
Shane: When you're ready
The Wyrm: *Grabs popcorn*
Counting Sheep by SAFIA plays
Conor: *Dances with his staff*
Abeke: *Screams from the crowd* GO CONOR!!!!!!!!!
Olvan: *Has no idea what's going on*
Gar: HIDEOUS *Presses X*
The Wyrm: *Destroys the X button* I think I broke something guys
Gar: IDIOT! *smacks the Wyrm over the head*
The Wyrm: SCREW YOU
Gar: GRRRRR!!!
Shane: Stop fighting!
Olvan *Presses X* I can't keep watching this kid
Tarik: STOP DISOWNING MY CHILDREN *pops up out of absolutely nowhere and wrestles Olvan*
Olvan: Get off me!!
Tarik: NEVERRRR!!
Music stops

-10 minutes later-
Judges: *Calm*
Olvan: NEXT
Dawson: *Walks out onto the stage*
Shane: HI DAWSON *waves like an idiot*
Dawson: Oh.. do I know you? *embarrassed*
Shane: (They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine and they'll never understand)
Gar: *Slaps Shane*
Olvan: What will you be doing for us tonight?
Dawson: I'm going to tell you what I want to be when I grow up.
Audience: Awwww
Olvan: Ok....
Shane: ?
The Wyrm: I wanted to be a Cloakgreen when I was older
Olvan: *Confused* What? You mean a... Greencloak?
The Wyrm: Yes
Olvan: ...
Gar: SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT
Dawson: *Takes a deep breath* When I grow up, I want to be a hippopotamus.
Gar: *Looks at Shane, then at Olvan* What the..?
Shane: You can't be a-
Dawson: Yes I can
Olvan: *Clears throat, Presses X*
Judges: *Press X*

-Next-
Worthy: *Does a bunch of sick back flips and spins across the stage* Hello!
Olvan, Gar, Wyrm and Shane: *Surprised*
The Wyrm: *Interested* Hi
Gar: What will you be doing for us tonight?
Worthy: I'm going to do a magic trick
Olvan: When you're ready
Worthy: *Pulls out a dagger, takes a step forward*
Olvan: BEAUTIFUL!
Gar: W-Wow!
Shane: I LOVED IT!! *stands up and starts clapping*
Audience: *Cheers and claps*
The Wyrm: Wot
Worthy: I wasn't finished-
Olvan: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Audience: *Goes insane*
Worthy: *Sighs* I don't understand how I won??

Worthy wins the prize for Erdas' Got Talent/X Factor for the year 2018 by taking the most legendary step forward in the entire world. The step was added to the Guinness World Records and Worthy was on the Ellen Show, Youtube, News and TV. He has over 10M followers on Instagram and over 100M subscribers on YouTube. A page about Worthy was uploaded to Wikipedia called "The Worthy Step". Millions of people around the world have been inspired and started a charity for people who can't do The Worthy Step. The move is in ancient Zhongese scrolls and Kung Fu. A temple was built in Eura about Worthy taking the legendary step with over 500,000 words and 10,000 ancient writings. In other words, Worthy is famous. Like, really famous.

Part 28 coming soon!