-Greenhaven, Olvan's office-
Olvan: Do you know why you're here Keeper?
Keeper: Because I'm awesome *Puffs out chest and tenses muscles* HA!
Olvan: No, you're here because you're in trouble -!-
Keeper: Why? :(
Olvan: You replaced MY cloak with a pink blanket!
Keeper: I told you that was Rollan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *slurping sounds*
Olvan: Um.. O.o
Keeper: FISH STICKS!!!!!!!!!
Olvan: What? *confused*
Keeper: FISHYYYYYYYY *Runs away*
Olvan:......
-Greenhaven, The Great Hall-
Keeper: FISHIES! *Runs into Meilin and pushes her over*
Meilin: *Faceplants* WHAT ON ERDAS KEEPER?!
Keeper: HEUHEUHEUHEU!!!!
Meilin: O_o...
Keeper: *Talks about fish*
Meilin: Ummmm...
Rollan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING KEEPER?! *Shoves Keeper*
Keeper: *Squeals* FISHY FISHY FISHY
Rollan: whaaaaat? O.o
Keeper: *Dies from squealing*
Everyone: :O
-Stetriol-
Lioness: *Lays in Gerathon's stomach singing Milkshake*
Gerathon: *Slithers over to Zerif* IDIOT!
Zerif: What did I do? -!-
Gerathon: Idk
Zerif: Then I'm not an idiot
Gerathon: Yes you are
Zerif: How?
Gerathon: You look like a spaz
Zerif: *Screams like a little girl* I'M NOT!!!!!!!
Gar: O_O
Gerathon: *Slithers away*
-Eura-
*Tarik, Conor and Rollan are on a mission to find a missing piglet*
Conor: Ugh why can't we do something else than chase pigs all day? :(
Tarik: Because we have to find this piglet *Pushes a branch past him*
*Branch hits Conor in the face*
Conor: OW!!!!!!!!!!! D:
Tarik and Rollan: O_o!
Tarik: Sorry!!!
Rollan: *Laughs*
Conor: *Slaps Rollan:
Rollan: Hey!
Tarik: Stop it!
*Piglet squeals*
Everyone: *Pauses*
Tarik: Over there! *Runs*
Conor and Rollan: *Follows*
*Little piglet looks up at them*
Rollan: We found it!
Piglet: *Oinks*
Conor: If only it were a sheep...
Tarik: Okay we found the pig *Goes to pick it up*
Until...
Piglet: *Farts*
Everyone: O_o....
Rollan: Ew, Tarik! Did you do that?! *Scrunches up nose*
Tarik: No... It was the piglet... -_-
Conor: I thought Rollan did it
Rollan: I didn't do it!
Piglet: *Oinks and grunts, tries to eat Rollan's shoe*
Rollan: AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO EAT ME!!! *Runs and falls over after 2 steps*
Piglet: *Jumps on Rollan and bites his nose*
Tarik and Conor: *Tries to get the piglet off of Rollan*
Conor: *Catches it*
Piglet: *Oinks* ಠ_ಠ
Briggan: *Comes outta no where and eats the pig*
Everyone: :O
Part 11 coming soon!
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Spirit Animals On Drugs
HumorIn the world of Erdas, Greencloaks and Conquerors are acting strangely. Their only mission is to be as fabulous as Cabaro The Lion, but to succeed they must argue and fight to win. Gerathon wanted chocolate muffins, but Halawir had eaten all of the...
