The Wyrm's Birthday

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-Stetriol-
Kovo: *Wrapping presents*
Zerif: OH! That is for....?
Kovo: SHUSH! Don't wanna spoil it, do you?
Zerif: No ;-;
Kovo: *Gives him present* TAKE IT TO SHANE
Zerif: Oke *Takes present to Shane*
Shane: Dis ain't mine
Zerif: I WAS TOLD TO GIVE IT TO YOU
Shane: Oh
Gerathon: *Bursts through wall* OUTTA MAH WAY
Shane and Zerif: O.o?
Gerathon: *Puts present on floor*
Zerif: That wrapping is rubbish, just like you
Gerathon: SHUT UP

-5 minutes later-

Shane: The Wyrm can come in now
Kovo: WE WILL WAIT FOR EM
Shane: .,.
Zerif: What if it doesn't like our presents?
Kovo: Then we're dead
Gerathon: Yeah cuz your presents suck
Zerif: No they don't
Gerathon: SHHHH
*Wyrm comes in*
Wyrm: Hi
Shane, Gerathon, Kovo and Zerif: HIIIIIIIII....
Wyrm: *Looks around*
Kovo: Er... Please take a seat
Wyrm: Ok *sits on chair, looks like a pufferfish*
Zerif: *blurts out* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Shane: *Facepalm*
Kovo: :0 it was meant to be a surprise....!
Gerathon: *Gasps*
Wyrm: Oh thanks
Zerif: *Gives present*
Kovo: *Clears throat, slaps Zerif*
Wyrm: *Opens present, pulls out a puppy* I will name it Smol Bean
Smol Bean: *Licks Wyrm's face*
Zerif: Owo...
Shane: I WANT A PUPPY!
*Gar walks in*
Wyrm: *Eats Smol Bean*
Gar: What... Just happened...?
Zerif and Shane: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gerathon: :O
Kovo: *Gives present*
Wyrm: *Opens it*
Kovo: *Derp*
Wyrm: *Pulls out an avacado*
Kovo: Fre sha va ka do...
Wyrm: Umm
Kovo: Fresh avacado...
Wyrm: Thanks *Puts it to the side*
Kovo: ....
Gerathon: OPEN MINE PLEASE *Gives present*
Wyrm: Ok *Opens up a picture of Gerathon at the beach with sunglasses*
Gerathon: SO YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW EPIC I AM
Wyrm: Oh....
Gerathon: DO YOU LIKE IT?
Wyrm: Ye....
Gerathon: YAY!
Wyrm: *Puts it next to the avacado*
Shane: *Throws present at Wyrm*
Wyrm: *Gets hit in the face*
Shane: Sorry o.o
Wyrm: *Opens, pulls out a note saying: "Do you know da wae?"*
Shane: :D
Wyrm: Thanks
Gar: ...*confused*
Kovo: So how old are you now?
Wyrm: I am 19373619382710474201 years old
Everyone: *Stares* .....
*Cricket Sounds*
Wyrm: Are you-
Shane: Why did you eat Smol Bean?
Wyrm: Are-
Shane: WHY?!
Wyrm: Can I please-
Shane and Zerif: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?
Wyrm: Can you please let me-
Kovo: Okay kids lets go and do some work
Wyrm: I just wanna-
Gerathon: WORK? OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY SUCK, KOVO
Wyrm: Why are you guys so-
Zerif and Shane: *Crying together*
Kovo: *Slaps Gerathon* THE FLOOR NEEDS TO BE CLEANED
Wyrm: Oh my gosh can I just-
Gerathon: YOU NEED TO BE CLEANED
Wyrm: Guys-
Kovo: AND THE TOILET IS CLOGGED CUZ SOMEONE SHAT IN IT
Wyrm: Oh that was me I-
Gerathon and Kovo: *Arguing*
Wyrm and Gar: *Silent*

-10 minutes later-
Shane and Zerif: *Crying*
Kovo and Gerathon: *Arguing*
Wyrm: Hey Gar can-
Gar: *Walks out*
Wyrm: .....

Part 24 coming soon!
R.I.P Smol Bean
SHOW THE WYRM SOME LUV

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