A Guild of Moonlit Shadows (A KOTLC FanFic)

memes & aesthetics cuz I feel bad

Mansi: How convenient

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Sophie: The term"resting bitch face" is incredibly misleading

Sophie: Because a real bitch never rests

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Maha: *sneaks into the guild hall wearing a giant coat*

Sophie: What's with the coat?

Maha's coat: *Meows*

Maha: Drugs.

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Keefe: I need advice

Sophie, pouring milk straight into the cereal bag: you came to the right person!

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Maria, betting up Vincenzo with a broom stick

Filomena: what are you doing

Maria: cleaning

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Sophie: do we have anymore coffee?

Filomena: No more Coffee Lia, you haven't slept in two days

Sophie: bold of you to assume it's only been two days

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Luram Bak: my protégées must be highly skilled, coordinated, and confident without a doubt-

Kylo: *gets hit in the face with a foot ball*

Sun:*trips over a plotted plant and apologizes to it*

Luram Bak: I want those idiots

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Sophie: see! I told you I was sober enough to drive last night!

Maha: I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate

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Mansi: in this world it is either yeet or be yeeten

Nour: Yeeten?

Alexios: I think you mean YOOT

The elf gang: *looking at the inner circle* wtf did we get ourselves into?

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Sophie: *calling Alexios to tell him Mansi is dead*

Mansi, whispering: is he crying?

Sophie: a little

Mansi: *grabbing phone from sophie* YOU SHOULD BE WAILING YOU STONE COLD BITCH

Mansi: *slams phone*

Mansi to Sophie: now call Alvar

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Chiranu aesthetic