"So im guessing by the look on your face it wasnt worth it" felix snickered as jisung walked into sit down. Well he tried to sit down but ended up hissing in pain instead.
"No it was defo worth it" Jisung sighed pulling out an apple.
"If you say soooooooo"
"Shut up, you are probably like this because you haven't have sex with Chan in a while"
"And what's wrong with that?"
"You can't get him to fuck you can you?" Jisung teased
"Jisung I can for sure get him to fuck me" Felix rolled his eyes
"I bet you can't, I will only believe you if you come into school tomorrow with a limp"
"Dude I'd probably have to piss him off real bad for that, he's too careful"
"Then piss him off bad, you can do it you're annoying as fuck"
"For fucks sake" felix slammed his hands on the table before getting up.
...
How the fuck do I get Chan to fuck me? Is it really going to be that hard?
Felix turned up at Chan's house on the Saturday day. It wasn't exactly announced but he assumed he wouldn't mind.
He knocked on the door to find a surprised Chan
"Felix?"
"Why that face can I not see you?" Felix raised his eyebrows
"No it's not that, I was just caught of guard usually you tell me things like that"
"Hmmm no well you got any food in hungry?" Felix complained
"Yeah, do what you want for now. Also can you try not to disturb me much until later cuz I'm kinda busy"
He's going to be busy that's perfect
"Sure thing channie" he put a thumbs up before walking to the kitchen
...
How can I annoy Chan?
"Chan"
"Lix come on I told you not to bother me" Chan complained as Felix walked into his room.
YES THE ONE THING EVERYONE WANTS TO DO! I'll steal his laptop hehehehehhehe
"CHANNIE A SPIDER" Felix pointed at the wall
"What do you mean I thought you weren't scared of- FELIX YOU BRAT GET BACK HERE" Chan sprang up following the boy who carried his laptop away
Ok fuck I regret this, is this why no one has stolen Chan's laptop yet. I mean it was just right there taunting meeee
"Felix i swear you better give that back" Chan chased Felix who ran to the kitchen
Quickly placing the laptop on the counter he grabbed a knife.
"I AM GOING TO STAB THE FUCK OUT OF THIS" Felix pointed the knife over the computer
"Felix I swear put that down" ok may be this was a little physcotic looking but I assure you Felix is harmless.
"Nope" Felix put the tip of the knife closer
"Felix why are you being like this?" Chan crossed his arms. Looks like punishment was due.
