Ship Oneshots

pallenham oneshot no one asked for :)

here it is... the pallenham one shot n o one asked for but i wrote anyways becoz why the hell not (:
~ coopid alex (not coopid jimmy, i aint that evil)

Anita Pallenhoe, i meant palLenBerG was that one gurl who everoyone hated. well almsot everyone,,, because that one pallenbergsarchive person from isntagram really loves her so i can't say everyone hated it her but you get what im saying

So one liked her, not even her former best friend Mariannnne faithfull. Sometimes Mari would called Anita "IneedaSuck" because AniTa sounds like "i need a" this pissed anita off so much that she would stikc her middle finger at everyone and threaten to bring black magic back

Andrew loooog oLdham noticed how roode everyone was being to poor anita and he was PISSEd about it. like god damn, leave the poor girl alone, he thought to himself while watching brian and kealthy torture her

BRian and Kealthy were once yelling @ her for no reason so Andrew flew out of his office window loike superman and went to go defend Anita.

"Brian, Keith, LEAVE ANITA ALONE. Yall are annoying as hell if you keep bothering her for no reason. she didnt do shit to you so go away," he said 

"Actually, she did do shit to me. THAT HOE IS THE REASON I DIED FFS, SHE GOT ME INTO MORE DRUGS," BraIn yElled

"bruh, if you died then why are you here talking to me," AndRew said obviously unasmused. 

"ok ok ok true, but still. she fucked me up with drogs so i aint forgiving her for that shit >:(" brain siad angrily

"SHE'S A HOE. SHE DID SO MANY THINGS WRONG FFS," kealthy ylelled at andrew.

"yall are immature af. if yall don't like her, leave her alone. dont be so problematic and childish ffs" andrew said.

"Thank you, andrew. these sicKc baStards were bieng annoying af." anita said

" y ou are welcome, im glad to helpt out," andrew aidn and he picked antia bridal style and flew her to his office

"ooooOoooOOOooOoo are you thinking what im thinking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " kealthy said to brain as he watched the two devisl fly out

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i think i am,,, are you thinking about *cough* anita and andrew becoming a thing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" brain said while giving ektih the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face.

" y e s"

"hehehehe yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" 

"LETS HARRAS EM," kealthy said and the two started workig on anita x andrew posters. meanwhile anita nad andrew were shagging ahnd doing shit in his office ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so they didn't pay attention to what kealhy and brain were up to.

keefie keith climbed up the window of andRew office and saw the two doing each other there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kealthy, the perverted ass man, got his video camera and started filming this shit, that way he could use it to harrass the two la t e r hahahahhahaha >:) wat a genius, kealthy

Brain was makIng flyErs fOr aNita and andrew's wedding whiel keefer filmed. then keAlthy put the film into a tape making a s e x tape. brain put his flyers all around town and now everyone knew about anita x andrew 

e v e ry o n e k n e w 

except anita and andrew, they had no idea that braina nd kealthy were doing that shit

t h e. n e x t d a y 

Keefie, brian, tiny todger doode, bill wy the bassist guy, and charlie brown were all the studio recording for their next album which i have no idea which one it is becoz i have no idea what year we are in but that aint the point. the point is, the tumbling rocks are recoridng at the studio with andreW.

"hEY aNDREW, I GOT A SONG/VIDEO THAT I WANT THE WHOLE BAND TO SEE," kealthy yellled randomly even though everyone was silent for a long time. "wat is it," andrew asked. "iTs a VidEO braIn and I made, right brian? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " kealthy winked at the blonde boi. "yes, kealthy and i made this tape yesterday and we shall show it you guys now," blonde boi sayd and put the tape to a tape player

everyone looked at the tv and saw an ita and andrew focking each other. "oh shit, thats sexy 👀👀" tiny todger doode said and charlie shot him a look. and if looks could kill, tiny todger doode would be d e a d, but then again, hes immortal like kealthy so he can't die. 

tiny todger doode is mick fishlips btw, you idiots. 

"ok this is actually entertaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" billi boi the bassist guy said while eating popcorn

"W. H A T T H E F A C K," andrew screamed as he saw his naked self on the tv. he screamed at everyone in the studio and grabbed bills popcorn bowl. "Gimme baCk mah popCorn," billy said but got ignored. "NO, THIS AINT IT," andrew said, quoting michelle, as he threw the popcorn bowl at the tv, causing it to break.

"WTF is going on here, yall are loud af, " anita said as she randomly appeared. 

"KEITH AND BRIAN MADE A FREAKIN SEX TAPE OF US," andrew said angrily whiel keef and brian laughed. 

"YOU SICK BASTARDS- I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS WTF," anita said as scremaed

"OMG ANDREW, INEEDASUCK- I MEAN A N I T A. I CANT BLEIVE YALL ARE GETTING MARRIED! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU IM GOING TO THE DAMN WEDDING," maRianne said as she randomly appeared witht he flyer in her hand

"hold up- ANDREW AND I AINT DATING OR GETING MARRIED WTF," ineedasuck i mean aNIta said angrily as she grabbed the flyer and read it

Brian and kealthy started laughing and then anita looked at them angrily. oh she was v e r y v e r y angry at them. meanwhile tiny todger doode, billy, and calorie watts were eating popcorn whiel watching the drama happen.

"You guys are d e a d," Anita said and she started to say magic spells under her breath whiel looking at the two doodes

"no, i aint dead or gonna die becoz im immortal," keith said 

"hah you may be immortal but brian isn't >:) THIS spell is going towards him" she grinned e v i l y and stared at brian

"no,,, don't hurt him!" kealthy said in panic

Anita ignored kealthy and started to mutter a spell under her breath and then she casted the spell on him

Brian-

*loud ass beep*

Sorry, this soap opera was interrupted due to corona virus reasons. we shall rewind a few minutes later

ok nevermind, we aint rewinding this. 

so i guess it is 

THE END