fuck ya chicken strips

when people yell at me for making puns

ok seriously i feel like the human equivalent of grumpy cat when people do this but

um sorry i like to laugh like if i make a pun i will giggle

and then one person evERY TIME will be like "um sorry but that's not even funny!?!?!?!?!?" 

like WTF BITCH U CANT DECIDE WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY I AM HILARIOUS SEE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU LAUGHING

i mean some of it might be pity laughing but that's ok its still a laugh

and then

anD THEN

some people are like "guys don't like when you make stupid puns!!!!1!!11!!" 

um excuse me do i look like i care about what your vineyard vines wearing lax bro fuckboy ass thinks? nope sorry 

the only guy who i would not make a pun for is luke hemmings and you aren't even six foot so gtfo

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont want none uNLESS YOU GOT PUNS HON

xoxo lily