fuck ya chicken strips

$low drivers

i can't even

so i started drivers ed recently and frickin PEOPLE DRIVE SO SLOW ASFYGFBNS\

and although i love old people they're mostly the ones who drive really slow

i live in a small suburban city where old people go to retire and live out the rest of their boring lives ((p much i hate where i live))

and so i was like driving the other day and this lady pulls out in front of me and i couldn't see her over the headrest which is the first problem bc then u know its an old person and u feel the dread creeping up on u but u deny

AND THEN IT WAS AN OLD LADY

AND SHE DROVE 20. MILES. AN. HOUR. THE ENTIRE WAY TO WHEREVER SHE WAS GOING

WHICH MADE ME LATE TO A PARTY I WAS GOING TO :(((((((((

then i got in trouble w my parents bc i was late on the way home bc i got stuck behind ANOTHER frickin oldster in a broken down car

so i literally hate slow drivers and they've ruined my life recently

stay bitchin

xoxo lily