It was a regular day after practice when Nishinoya and Hinata went into Sakanoshita's to buy pork buns. It was going well until they bumped into a man who...blew up into purple dust? Read more to find out!
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Everyone piled on around us and looked at Hinata and I. Even Takeda-sensei was shocked, even though he already knew. "U-uh..Hi?" whispered Hinata as she stared at the floor. "HINATA, BOKE, WHAT TYPE OF PRANK IS THIS?!" screamed Kageyama, who was having none of it. Hinata looked at him with a crazed expression. "WHADDYA MEAN 'PRANK'? WHY WOULD WE PRANK YOU GUYS?" screamed Hinata. "Why wouldn't you prank us?" said Tsukishima from the back. I glared at him and he just rolled his eyes. "N-Noya? Is this true?" My eyes go wide at who asked me this question. It's Asahi. "W-well, yeah. Why would we lie?" I look anywhere else but in his eyes. "There's only one way to find out if he's actually stuffing his shirt...TO TAKE THE STUFFING OUT." said Tanaka from the back.
Shit.
"Hinata..." I start running. I get a head start. "RUN."
Me and Hinata start running as fast as we can. I can see Tanaka and Kageyama chasing after us, and I see the team chasing after them. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Daichi tackle Tanaka. I laugh but get interrupted by Kageyama running. I have a feeling he's going to catch up. I feel a little lighter, so I run a little faster. We get to the back of the building where the back entrance to the kitchen is. "KIYOOOKOOOO!" I scream. "Tanaka, Kiyoko already told you that you won't get an early meal." Yachi says as she opens the door. "Oh, Hinata, Noya-senpai. What's wrong?" Yachi asks confused yet again. "They're...chasing us...." Hinata says in between pants. "Yeah, the morons think that we stuffed out shirts with something, and that it's a prank. Now they want to rip the 'stuffing' out." I say. "YIKES! T-That's not good. SHIMIZU-SENPAI! HELP." screams Yachi as Kiyoko pops out of the kitchen. "Hmm?" she hums in reply. "They found out and think it's a prank." I tell her and she looks at me in the eyes. "Ok. Just sit by until dinner time. I'll think of something." she says. "KIYOKO! SO COOL!" I hug her and she continues to work.
Suddenly there's knocking at the door. Yachi opens it to find the team. Daichi looks pissed as he holds Tanaka and Kageyama by their necks. The rest of the team is hiding behind Asahi and Suga. The team looks terrified and Suga is the only calm one. But the ones who have it the worst are Kageyama and Tanaka. "Yachi..." Daichi starts saying in his strict father-voice. "Where is Hinata and Nishinoya?" he smiles at her, but his smile is far from kind. It sends shivers down all our spines and Yachi just stands there paralyzed in fear. "U-uhm.. I, uh..." she looks at me pleadingly. I sigh. "We're right here." I say as I drag Hinata by her leg with me. "We need to talk. All of us." he says that last part as he throws teary-eyed Tanaka and Kageyama on the ground. I gulp and say,
"O-Okay Daichi-san..."
I make my way to the dining table. Kiyoko brought the food and placed it on the table. Daichi calmed down and is relaxed once again. He's sitting next to Suga who is munching on his vegetables. He looks like a bunny. I turn back to my food and start gobbling it down. I finished the food and look up. I realize that the team is staring at me and Hinata. I look at her and she's practically shrinking under their stare. "Y'all look like a bunch of weirdos staring at a lady like that." I say as a matter-of-fact and sip on my apple juice. "You do that to Kiyoko all the time." grumbles Kageyama and I spit out my juice. Hinata laughs next to me. I glare at Kageyama and he just glares back.
We stay like that for a couple minutes until I see Hinata shift beside me and nudge me. hMmM. Is she okay? My thoughts are interrupted by Asahi. "A-Are you sure you're a girl?" he asks. The poor guy looks like he's about to throw up. With nervousness and not disgust, I hope. "Yes, Asahi, I'm sure." I reply patting his shoulder. "Well how do you know?" asks Kags glaring at me again. "BAKAYAMA, HOW DO YOU THINK?" snaps Shoyo. I look at her and see a light blush dusting her face. "Oh...OH." says Kags, realization hitting him like a punch to the stomach. I explode laughing, as Kageyama's face turns into a deep red. Tanaka joins me and I start crying with laughter. I lean on Asahi's shoulder and resumes crying. He lets out a low chuckle. "Alright, alright. How did this even happen?" Daichi interrupts. "Well.." Hinata sighs. I feel like we've explained this a hundred times.
After explaining, the team gets ready for practice. We're going to have a practice match against ourselves, so Coach makes the teams. I'm with Asahi, Suga, Tanaka, Ennoshita, and Daichi. The game began and we were ahead by a few points. Asahi went up to spike against three blockers, so I stood behind him, ready to recieve just incase he was blocked. He was. I do a flying recieve and get it back to Suga successfully. Only I don't think I landed right. I feel sharp pain go through my chest, and I just lay there. Crippled. "Ow." Asahi goes to spike one more time, while I lay on my stomach, head facing the floor. He spikes it hard against the other side.
Suga walks up to me. "You okay?" he asks. "No. I'm not." I say. Ennoshita walks up to us. "Whats wrong?" he asks. "I landed on my chest and now it hurts." I pout and he puts up a face that I can only describe as 'dead'. He walks back and stands in postion with Suga trailing behind him. "What happened?" Daichi asks and Asahi leaning in. "Just Noya being a drama queen." Ennoshita says. "I CAN HEAR YOU, YA KNOW?" I yell, and Tanaka snickers. I run up to Tanaka and jump on his shoulders, hitting him "softly". "ACK! NOYA, WHERE ARE YOUR LADY MANNERS?" he roars and I cling on to him and hit him harder. We laugh until we see Daichi's menacing glare and immediantly stop.
We finish the games and go to the sleeping quarters. "I'm so sweaty." Hinata complains. "Dumbass, we all are. Stop complaining." Kageyama growls as he drags her across the floor by her neck. "So mean, Kageyama." Shoyo mumbles. I get out a fresh change of clothes and stand up. "Time for the second-years to shower." Suga says coming in from his bath. "FINALLY." I say already walking toward the door. "Um, Noya?" Tanaka stops me short. "Yeah?" I ask and turn around. I notice his ears are a little red. "It's time for the second years.." he says. This idiot.
"Ryu, I am a second-year." I grumble, already feeling annoyed. "N-no, I know, but..." he starts. "Ryu, if you're trying to make fun of me, comparing my height to a first-year, I swear I will-" Tsukishima interrupts me. "It's time for the second-years to bathe. The male ones." Tsukishima says, annoyed.
"Oh..."
Author-chan's note~ HEYYYYYYYY. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed this. UwU. I think I'm coming down with cabin fever. HeLp.
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