It was a regular day after practice when Nishinoya and Hinata went into Sakanoshita's to buy pork buns. It was going well until they bumped into a man who...blew up into purple dust? Read more to find out!
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Well I knew Kageyama was strong, but I didn't know he was strong enough to carry me...It feels strange to be carried like this. Not that I don't like it. I wrap my arms around Kageyama's neck and shift so I can get a more comfortable position. I look down at the ground and realize how high I am. I envy this height so much. I look back up at Kageyama and see he's turned into a deep red color. "Hehe, is Kageyama blushing?" I tease him. He's probably never carried a girl before. Neither have I but I don't think it even counts anymore.
"Dumbass, be quiet before I put you down and let you walk on you own." As much as I would love to keep annoying the King, I'd rather not walk, so I'll be quiet...
For now.
The rest of the walk was quiet. Usually it would be uncomfortable with anyone else, but with Kageyama it can be....soothing? It's weird, but just his presence makes me calm and nervous at the same time. It's a nice feeling, honestly. We arrive at the fence and he sets me down on a bench. "You're heavy."
WHAT THE HELL? WAS I THAT HEAVY. I NEED TO GO ON A DIET. WAIT, I NEED FOOD TO GROW. WHAT DO I DO?
"Sorry..." I tell him, not really knowing what to say without it sounding too rude. "It's fine. I've carried heavier." Is that supposed to make me feel better?!
He sits down beside me and crosses his arms. "You look angry. Stop with the face." I tell him. "What are you talking about? This is my normal face." he says looking at me. "Your forehead is going to wrinkle! Don't crease your eyebrows so much!" I tell him, while reaching over to pull at his forehead.
"Are we interrupting something.." Oh crap. I turn around to see Noya with her arms crossed and Tanaka giggling behind her. "No, you didn't.." I tell her getting up. I forgot about my cut, so when I stepped on my foot, my knee gave out and Kageyama had to catch me.
"What happened to you?" Kenma asks, showing up. Kageyama picks me up again, exposing the scratch on my knee. "I tripped and fell on the cement.." I tell them.
"What'd you trip on?" I lean my head against Kageyama's chest, because it's comfortable.....JUST FOR COMFORT.
"My feet..." there was a moment of silence before Tanaka and Noya bursted out in laughter. I could even hear Kageyama chuckling through his chest. "It's not that funny!" I try to argue but I start laughing with them. I can't help it. "Guys, you need to quiet down before Kuroo hears us..." Kenma sighs, rubbing his temple. Our laughter dies down and we focus on the task ahead of us.
Climbing a fence...
Which is hard enough to do on its own, and now it's gonna be harder to do with a scratch on my knee.
But it'll be fine since I have Kageyama to throw me across the fence and Tanaka to catch me.
"We're not throwing you across the fence, Shoyo." Kenma sighs. "H-How'd you do that?!" I ask. He's really creepy sometimes..
"Well, what else can we do?" Kageyama asks. Guess he was thinking about it too. "We can pass her over gently...we're not throwing her." Kenma says, analyzing the fence. "But, Kenma, I can take it!" I say trying to convince him to let Kageyama throw me. "Tanaka can catch me just fine!" I say. "Yeah! I could be a quarterback if I didn't play volleyball!" (sorry if that's not the right term, I'm a volleyball player, not a football player... im gonna have fun saying that)
"No you wouldn't, Tanaka." Noya rolls her eyes. "Also, Shoyo, what's wrong? You look like someone just insulted your weight, haha!" Noya laughs at her own joke- which is actually true. What's wrong with people and reading my mind?
I glare at Kageyama and he just rolls his eyes. "I'm fine. We need to get over the fence. Tanaka, boost Kenma over first." Tanaka intertwines his fingers together, and flattens out his palms. Kenma grips his shoulders and puts his foot on his palms. Kenma was boosted over the fence and landed with a thud. "Kenma, are you okay?" I call out from behind the fence.
"Yes, I'm good. Boost Nishinoya over." They repeat the same process and now it's Tanaka's turn to be boosted.
"Put me down on the bench, Kageyama." I say, trying to get down from his arms. Kageyama walks over to the bench and gently puts me down. I wonder how animals hate him when he can be this nice....nevermind, I get it.
Kageyama boosted Tanaka and now it was just us two. "Tanaka, get ready to catch the Sun!" Kageyama says through the fence.
"NO. DON'T THROW HER." Kenma screams over the fence, trying to stop this chaos.
"YEAH, THROW HER, KAGEYAMA!" Noya laughs. "I'm ready to catch Hinata!" Tanaka joins in.
"Okay, 1..." Kageyama picks me up and starts counting. I brace for impact. "NO, PUT HER DOWN." Kenma yells. "2..." Kageyama continues counting. "I'M GONNA TELL SUGA!" Kenma screeches through the fence. "I'm having second thoughts about this..." I mutter under my breath. "3.." Kageyama swings me in his arms and in a split second I'm flying in the air.
"WEEEEEEEEEE!" I scream as I'm being thrown.
"SHOYO!" Kenma screams, covering his eyes with his arms. Tanaka tries to catch me, but we tumble to the ground. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt. Noya starts laughing and wheezing, and Kenma falls onto the ground with his eyes closed probably muttering curses from a bunch of video games.
"Let's do it again!" I jump up with my arms in the air, hands closed in fists. "NO." Kenma growls and pulls me to the side. "I don't know why I allowed you guys to follow along..." he mutters.
Author-chan's Note HEY MY READERS! I seriously enjoyed making this chapter. Idk, it just made me laugh bc this is something my friend group would do just to avoid someone. 🤣 @freakfamily LMAO.
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5. Oki. WHO THE HECK LET ME PLAY VOLLEYBALL BECAUSE IM NOW IN ENDLESS P A I N. BUT THATS OKAY CUZ ILL PROLLY BE AN OFFICIAL SETTER. yay me.
6. Haikyuu. Der.
7. Did you know that napping increases stamina and helps your sex life? THATS SO RANDOM. but yes.
8.i dont know that many authors and i dont want to anny them, soo...
Ill put a book spoiler?
Theyre gonna have another training camp with fukorodani, and just you wait for their p e r i o d s . Hormonal volleyball players eVeRyWhErE. IM HONESTLY TOO EXITED FOR THIS.
