ᏞᎬᏆᎦ Ꭼ.Ꮑ.Ꭰ ᏆᎻᎥᎦ (Discontinued)

Chapter19~Teleportation mage and the Sky Dragon

I dare you to listen to him for 10 minutes if you even can.
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Okay so first off Let's E.N.D. This is almost over. And also sorry about my sudden halt in updating chapters. I was very busy will school plus....don't kill me but I was just needed a break and mainly I was just plain old lazy. But don't worry I back in business and stuff so yeah. Also during my break I read tons of NaLu fanfictions that gave me some ideas. NaLu forever!!!
Too lazy to fix errors right now
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Robin Pov

With new hope and determination Fairy Tail is ready to risk their own stupid lives for some monster that'll kill me when he finds out I betrayed him.. I had so much to do in my life. Like bother Lucy till she gets married. Then her life will be already over without me. About having to do something that marriage means your life is over, run away from Scarlet when she finds I ate her cake, bother Gray with Ur, Silver, and Deliora jokes, and much much more. I'm just too sexy to die. Why do all the sexy people like me have to suffer from such peasants?!?

I decided to run over to Commander Memon who was beside Erza ready to charge. "Hey girls...can you protect me? For like this whole battle and when Erza finds out I ate all her cakeeeeeee oooooohhh um...I mean.." I stopped myself from talking as I hid behind Memon. "Every man for himself Robin." Rebecca told me but Erza's face said a different story. "WAIT YOU ATE MY CAKE?!? YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH-" Erza was about to slice of my glorious face off but Memon held her off. "MEMON!! LET ME KILL THIS FREAK!! CAKE MURDERER!!" Erza screamed.

"SAYS THE ONE WHO-" I felt a hard blow go to my cheek forcing saliva to fly out my mouth, noticing it was Erza who broke loose. "Hey hey don't kill me but...um. Oh yeah!! You know E.N.D. ate more cake than me? Yeah!! He ate all the cake inside the guild itself with the poor cake screaming for mercy!!" I lied trying to save my precious soul.

"E.N.D. YOU SHALL PAY FOR KILLING INNOCENT CAKE ONLY ONES OF GLORIOUS AND PURE MOUTHS CAN EAT SUCH KINDS OF CHEESE CAKE!!!" Erza cried out jumping up to walk right up to him.

I sighed that I was okay from that little devil. Scarlet isn't just dumb but Dragneel stupid. I mean how do you multiply 5 - 8 and get 59 cheeseburgers?!? It's freaking 6.78 whales. I'm just too smart for the world. Too much sexy in me to be compared to people.

"Humans are dense creatures.." he spoke looking down at furious Erza looking as if he was deciding to kill her quick or let her suffer a painful long death. In return Erza attempted to punched him making him only snarl at her throwing a charge attack as Scarlet dodged skillfully. She did not hurt him however, instead she just highly annoyed him.

"THOSE WHO KILLS CAKE ARE DENSE YOU PSYCHOPATH!!" everybody sweat dropped, looking at Erza's sudden outburst then at me. "H-hey.....you should thank me for turning her on." I chuckled at my pun. I saw Fairy Tail's master sighing as he rubbed his temples.

"CHARGE!!" Jellal interrupted as everyone went to attack E.N.D. I for one decided to watch from above so my pure body stays more Kawaii then that blue mug-rat Crappy I think. Who the heck names a mug-rat Crappy though?!? Or was it happy? I decided to teleport to the part of the battle field where fallen soldiers were and where the battle had stopped. I never enjoyed war or fighting. It was always painful to see or watch, but I had to deal with it. I learned to mask many things to hide my true feelings.

I couldn't pity myself I'm suppose to be happy all the time not feel like shity shit. This war is driving people insane and I don't want or actually fight. My main goal was only to help Lucy yet, that made me have to do other people's crap. I kicked a helmet on the ground glancing at scratches and blood marks on the rusty armor.