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Chcolate/Celebration

XD laugh at the title I say, LAUGH AT IT :3 you laughed didn't you 1 America 0 PB'S

My sister just rapped me D: she touched me and then was rapping my butt...trust me, I'm terrified...she just made cookie and I'm hoping she doesn't put frosting on them

Do you know what Anata Kawaii means? Well, it means your cute :3 so, ANATA KAWAII PB'S :)

Do you ever jus feel...AMAZING!? After your done getting sick??? Well, IM DONE BEING DESPISED BY THAT HORRIFYING SICKNESS THEY CALL A COLD >:3 I shall rule the world MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND I CAN *suffocates under my little sister* IM DYING *tosses her in a hole* IM STILL SICK YOU IDIOT!!!

She is touching me :(...now singing singing 'Lips are Movin' and now she is like "Roses are red Vilotes are blue, most poems rhyme...but this one doesn't"...oh god...I was like "got off me my stomach still hurts" then she was like "Then come be the first to eat my cupcakes >:)"...

GUYS MY SISTER IS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH POISON, I HEAR THE JARS...OH MY GAWD!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!

I just threatened my sister 1 America 0 Cami :3

I need to do chores DX, eh, screw em' I don't need to do chores *kicks feet on air and lays back* my sisters can clean up the rest. Making the bed was already a pain in my *censored*. Sorry, for my foul language *evil side smirks* "Hey America?" *Glaces*what!? "Wanna play a game?" OH I LOVE GAMES "It's called jab a knife in you leg till I count to twenty!" *Sneers*I don't like this game "Cmon' it'll be fun!" I don't like your fun XD jus sayin'
(Twenty minutes later *says like how they do in spongebob*)
Now that she's gone. I've been waiting for YOU! (GabzMonster) TO UPDATE "The Random Story" OH MAH GURD :( so sad, so so sad...

OH MAH GOODNESS!!! Tomorrow is...Monday *run around the whole house* SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL *grabs mouth* oops XD too loud...

Yes people, I'm a fan of school, and love it when my alarm goes off...but too bad that I'm the only one who wakes up at 6:00 in the morning then leaves at 6:51 even though it's a 5 minute walk and is 500,000,000,000 feet away (Note:Sarcasm) But then yet again, I like how it's so far, because then I can be hyper (Even though I'm already hyper enough ._.)

OH MAH GOODNESS!!! It's only 5:55!!! WAIT!!! MAKE A WISH *holds breath and makes a wish* OMG *hold Mr. Cudlez* OMG!!! MR.CUDLEZ DO YOU SEE DIS!!! *Shoves calendar in face* 2months and 22days UNILL MY BIRTH- *hears bad language* ._. Oh my goodness gracious me...CHILL THE *beep* DOWN GAMMIT!!! OR ILL SHOVE A HORSE DOWN YOU ASPARAGUS (Esophagus) >:3 yeah! Your asparagus...wait...Asparagus? You mean- HUSH OTHER HALF OF ME! I know what I said...

I SHALL RULE THE WORLD DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(1 hour later *says like in spongebob*)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(1 day later *says like in spongebob)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(1 Month later *spongebob voice ._.*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "OK SHUT UP!!!" ._. Jeez chill out and spongebob man! "Y-yes?" *slaps* ITS ONLY BEEN 3 MINUTES!!! "S-Sorry :(" *hugs* it's otay* Theresa101 "HALO!!!" OMG ESA *tackles* GabzMonster "Hai :3" *tackles Gabz* OMG HAI!!! leinaniwatson "um...am I in the ri-" LEELEE *tackles* SnowflakeCottonlily "Hello!" HAI DER!!! *tackles* Masha_0404 "Hello?" *TACKLEZ!!!* HALLO PEOPLE!!! ok *brushes dirt off of shirt* now dat everyone is here I have an announcement to make! *everyone scoots closer* I...AM...A... *Masha raises hand and I groan* yes Masha? "Can we get candy after this announcement?" *taps chin* "does Jack like taking care of crazy monster Masha???" *Masha does sad face* "N-No..." *laughs* well, the answer is yes XD! Anyways. I have an announcement! *everyone listens* I AM IN LOVE!!! *Leinani snorts* "I think we knew that XD" I laugh at this nonsense *everyone looks around* Really? Everyone knew I was in love with a girl??? *Everyone looks at me* XD ^3^ "WHO!?" Not telling x3 "WHY NOT!?" Cause, that's classified *tightenz suit* NOW! Who wants candy???
(4 hours later *like in spongebob*)
Bye Masha, Bye Leelee, Bye Esa, Bye Gabz, Bye Snow! BYE GUYZ!!! *everyone leaves with a BIG bag of candy* There
(The next day)
"Is you name America???" *looks up at Jack and Masha* ._. Jus well thanks for Crazy Masha last night *punches Jacks shoulder* YOU WELCOME :3 *grabs cookie* Cookie? *Masha takes cookie* "COOKIE!!!" *smirk* Has M&M'S in it too ✌️ "No! MASHA DONT-" *Masha eats cookie* "WHAT!?" *Jack sighs* "Eat the cookie..."
(A couple of minutes later)
"Hmmmm hm hm hm....HMHMHM!!! And I said" *someone comes outta no where scares me* HOLY MOTHER OF ASPARAGUS!!! T-T j-j "*laughs* Shhh...it's just me" HOLY JEEZ YOU SCARED THE PINEAPPLE OUTTA ME!!!

And that's it guys ._. *Mr.Cudlez whispers to me* Im not telling you who that was >:) we r planing MWUAHAHAHA!!!, well anyways guys, see you later *waves bye :3* oh btw I still do like Kole, but I like this girl at my school too :) again classified info. BAI!!! :3 (I'm Bisexual ,_, DERP *Derpy pops outta no where* *Leh Gasp!* DERPY!!! :3 *rides away in MLP world)