RANDOMNESS

OH MAH GURD

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT CHEESE XD MAC N' CHEESE!!! I loooooove make n' cheese, so I was reading books today...LOTS of books (mostly 2) and there names are "Be random" by Pinkzebra_44 and "RANDOM" by SnowflakeCottonlily X3 so if you want, witch I HIGHLEY suggest read dem books :3 lel

So, reason why I brought up Mac n' Cheese is because...well I'm eatin' Mac n' Cheese!!! Don't hate *shoves spoonful in mouth then tongue literally burns* HOT HOT HOT HOT, THAT IT HOT!!!!! *Perv me smirks* NOT YOU!!! THE MAC N' CHEESE *Mac n' cheese smirks* NOT YOU...WAIT...WHAT!? IM SO CONFUZED *runs, but then runs into wall* I'm ok! *rubs nose* ouch DX it burns, IM DYING *screams bloody murder* TELL KOLE I LOVED HIM 😵 AND TELL MY DIVORCED WIFE *cough cough* I LOVED HER TOO. "your not dying -.-" *glares at other half of me* yes, yes I am -.- don't hate 💁

My uncle...he was taking a shower and he fell I was trying so hard not to laugh, as much as it was funny, it was sad. Cause it scared the living jello outta me, like I was jus reading my story when BAM he fell and I threw my iPad and was clenching my heart like 'BRUH DONT EVER FRIDGEN' DO DAT AGAIN FOR ILL GO COOKIE MONSTER ON YOUR BUTT' I was like scurd

So...me and my Divorced Wife were talking and she was all like "😂I thought you were sick😂" and I was like "I am 😂😂" and then she was all like " Ok👌😂" I was like, look Divorced Wife (DW) you shan't speak to me like that for I shall have you become my wife once more. Though no one shall ruin it XD👏

My uncle, neighbor, and grandma are talking about naked woman, strippers, crack, and all this icky crap. And don't even know I'm home 😑😳 I mean, I am dirty...BUT NOT LIKE THAT!!! *pops potato piece in mouth* I'm eating my kind to get stronger XD

OH MAH GOSH LOOK AT HER BUTT, OH MAH GOSH *starts tweaking...like a potato* :3

In the new IOS 8 update there auto correct is weird... So imma show you a bunch of random words on the bar " the best of the year and I don't think that I have a good time with the best thing to say it was the best thing to say it was the best of the day before I get a new phone case you want me too I have a good time with the same thing to say it is not the same thing to say it is not the same thing as the best thing ever I go back and I don't think that the two sides to the same time as the best of luck with the same thing as the first half of the year before I go back in the first place in a row" *iPad bows* OWWWWWW!!! I'm cramping really super badly *cries in corner waiting for Kole's comfurt* eh, who am I kidding, he probably doesn't like me DX 😂 Its obvious, he put me in the friend zone, hits on Leslie, and Corina...

Corina, actually doesn't like him (not that I'm aware of) she likes someone else...I'm not telling tho 🙏💃 XD anyways...I think that's it, bye bye Potato Baby's👊👋