Zodiac Clichés (And Other Nonsense)

Favoritism

#13: when authors show favoritism towards a certain sign, and/or show their dislike for other signs.

Guess who was excited to write this chapter? Me!!

Buckle up, because there's a LOT to unpack here!

This seems to happen in ALL KINDS of zodiac books. Not just zodiac stories, but any zodiac signs book!

Zodiac Story Favoritism Example

Chapter 4: The Park

Virgo POV: when I got to the park, I waltzed over to where my best friends, Taurus and Cancer, were sitting.

"Virgo, you look so amazing today!" exclaimed my girl Taurus.

"Virgo, you're the best!" Cancer squealed, jumping up to give me a hug.

"Oh, you guys!" I cheered.

Just then, Gemini and her minions, Libra and Sagittarius marched over to me and the girls. Those evil meanies were about to fight us for no reason, and we had no defense!

Suddenly, my crush Aries came in and saved the day! He's a hero.

"You're so hot, Virgo!" he said.

"You are, too!" I replied.

Then we made out in front of everybody.

*End of Example

Sorry I made that so dumb, but you get the picture. Now on to zodiac signs books!

Zodiac Signs Example:

My Opinions of All the Signs (From a Leo):

Aries: fire sign gang!

Taurus: y u hungry all the time bro?

Gemini: my gurl!!

Cancer: stop crying so much, damn

Leo: all my Leo's unite!!

Virgo: prudish

Libra: besties for life!!

Scorpio: scary, but kinda cool

Sagittarius: total cool badass!

Capricorn: ur kinda boring honestly

Aquarius: rly weird, but cool I guess

Pisces: u draw a lot, so that's kinda cool

*End of Example

Sorry if I accidentally offended anyone by bashing your sign, but it's all in good fun!

Be sure to give all of the zodiacs equal attention in your books, and your readers won't get offended or anything!

That's all for today!

5/13/20