1) No food on set.
2) No phones on set.
3) No mauling or causing bodily harm to other cast members, including Octavian.
4) Monsters, drug dealers, AP Calculus teachers, and Terminus must stay at least 1000 feet from studio property.
5) Dead rats are not to be glued to urinals.
6) PDA will not be tolerated. This applies but is not limited to the following couples: Jiper, Percabeth, Caleo, Tratie, Frazel, Solangelo, Phan, Zachloe, Minewt, Everlark, Fourtris, Troyler, and YouTwitFace.
7) Horses are not allowed in hot tubs if they're wearing Percy's swim trunks.
8) Works by Edgar Allan Poe are not to be read out loud in front of Nico.
9) All sources for script ideas must be cited at the bottom of the script. Wikipedia does count as a source.
10) Zach is not allowed to wear more than 2 clothing articles that are related to the Green Bay Packers. Same applied to Chloe's Manchester United clothes.
11) Only Chloe, Hephaestus, Chiron, and the praetors are allowed to have universal keys (keys that work for all locks).
12) Thou shalt not take the name of Hephaestus in vain while on studio property.
13) The Aphrodite cabin can't use more than 2 kilograms of makeup per episode.
14) Placing bets on "Chloe vs. Calypso" catfights are strongly discouraged.
15) Giving the Skulls a bath in the toilets with the blue toilet water stuff is only funny the first time (according to Nico).
16) If it hurts someone, it's not funny.
17) It's not okay to poke the Hephaestus kids when they're doing something on the side or roof of the building.
18) Shakespere says: "THEY ARE NOT DOLLHOUSES! THEY ARE THE SKULLS' VICTORIAN-STYLE DRESSING ROOMS!"
19) Demeter is not allowed near any cereal from 12:00-12:01 p.m.
21) Chocolate and Pop Rocks are considered vegetables.
22) Super Squirters are not to be filled with anything considered a solid or plasma (thanks to the Jell-O incident of last September)
23) HowToBasic videos do not count as episode ideas.
24) Comic Sans font will not be tolerated anywhere on the computers, script, signs, and anything that requires words. On the other hand, the Wingdings fonts are fine.
25) To the Apollo kids: playing the "horror movie" violin music in dark halls is only funny on Halloween.
26) Duct tape is not the solution to the girl Skulls' talking.
27) Nash Grier and Justin Beiber are to remain at least 10000000000000 miles from studio property.
28) Tentacle porn can only be viewed in private.
29) Leo's hair is not a campfire.
30) Purposely stepping on bugs is not allowed (because...Frank).
31) If someone wants to dye their hair, they should use actual hair dye instead of cheap spray paint.
32) Gender quality = IT GOES BOTH WAYS! If a girl can hit a guy, then a guy can hit the girl back.
33) Putting the Skulls on top of Transformers toys and making them fight is not good for the skulls (says Lincoln).
34) To Frank: YOU'RE THE ONLY CANADIAN. DEAL WITH IT.
35) The back door is for garbage only.
36) To the Skulls: Jell-O is not a trampoline.
37) No one can touch Apollo's lyre or Valdezinator.
38) The script cannot be written in Dog, Cat, or Klingon (yes, the first drafts of the first episode were written in all three).
39) Only demigod celebrities or YouTubers are allowed as special guests on the show.
40) The "Ship My Pants" commercial is only funny when played up to twice in a row.
41) Chariots are not to be parked in front of emergency exits or the back door.
42) All drafts for episodes must have the consent of the studio manager, head of the technical crew, and the studio's owner (Chloe, Zach, and Hephaestus).
43) No PDA allowed.
44) All episodes must comply with the U.S. Constitution.
45) Playing cards or Monopoly on camera is boring as fuck and EVERYONE agrees.
46) Yes, Bollywood is a real thing. It's not a typo or dyslexia messing stuff up.
47) "Tech support" should not always refer to Zach or Leo. It does, but it shouldn't.
48) Sharing pens is not allowed (because...Percy).
49) Kristen Stewart is not allowed within 100 miles of studio property.
50) Graffiti is not allowed on the emergency exits or stop signs.
!!!NEWLY ADDED!!! 51) Kraft Cheese is not allowed on studio property.
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~ C. Gallagher
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