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Season 1 Episode 9 - Bloopers and Deleted Scenes

[ BLOOPERS ]

Nico: Why do we always forget our line?

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Lincoln: I met this one chick in Cleveland-

Harley: *Coughs* SPRINGFIELD! *Coughs*

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Nico: *Shadow travels*

Percy: Was he supposed to do that?

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Washington: Iris can help me get revenge on them.

Lincoln: Don't you mean Nemesis? Jeez, you die for a couple hundred years and you forget about Greek mythology.

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Washington: We could do stand up.

Lincoln: Does it look like we can STAND?!?

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Nico: Put this on your- HEY CAMERA GUY! YOU ORDERED THE WRONG HEADBAND! THIS ISN'T FROM THE ICE AGE, IT'S A NAVAJO ONE!

Camera guy: Jeez, sorry.

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Percy: *Drops skull*

Washington: OW!

Nico: Eh, I'll just leave you there.

Camera guy: CUT! Nico, be nice.

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[ DELETED SCENES ]

Percy: *Says to camera* I filled Washington's head with shaving cream!

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Nico: Washington, you're an airhead.

Washington: Not anymore! I have a brain!

Nico: What are you, the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?

Lincoln: *Looks in Washington's earhole* That's not a brain, it's shaving cream!

Washington: *Angrily* JACKSON!

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Nico: *Says to camera guy* When I say I want the lights off, I meant for the entire show!

Camera guy: Sorry. *Coughs* DIVA! *Coughs*

Nico: What'd you say? *Raises an undead warrior*

Camera guy: Nothing.

Nico: Good, now get me some chocolate.

Camera guy: Yes sir. *Leaves*

Nico: So this is what being a host's like. Lucky Chloe.

Camera guy: At least Chloe is nice to me.

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Percy: *Holds up Mythomagic cards* *Says to camera* Don't tell Nico.

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Hades: I was invited to be a guest of honor. Hey camera dude! Get me some dark coffee and a Lana Del Ray CD. Now!

Camera guy: Yes Lord Hades. *Leaves*

Hades: Yes, obey me. I'm your lord!

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Hazel: *Takes out phone* *Dials number* Hello, I'd like to place an order for 3 small dogs. How much? Okay, just charge it to HephaestusTV studios. Thank you!

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Lincoln: Where are my Cosmopolitian magazines?!? I asked for them 15 minutes ago!

Camera guy: Here it is, Mr. President.

Lincoln: Hmph! About time.

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Camera guy: *Says to camera* *Frustrated* Nico's never being host again. I swear these people are huge brats!

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Jason: Ooh! Nice headband!

Harley: That belonged to a dead baby.

Jason: Gah!

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~ C. Gallagher