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Season 2 Episode 3 - The Making of Wipeout

Chloe: Hey Jake! Can you keep it down over there? I'm shooting here!

Jake: Not my fault power saws and drills are loud.

Chloe: Whatever. Hello there people of the Interwebernet! Chloe here and today I'll give you an exclusive behind the scenes tour of our soon-to-be Wipeout set! Let's start with the big red balls of doom. Mwahaha. *Smiles evilly but fails*

Camera guy: Get on with it. I don't have all day.

Chloe: So Nyssa and Valdez are still setting up the red balls and everything but in the end there should a line of around 6-7 of them each about 5 feet apart.

Leo: *Crawls into a ball* Hey, I fit in here.

Nyssa: *Rolls eyes* *Pushes ball down a hill*

Leo: THIS IS AWESOME!

Chloe: Speaking of which, I'd also like to introduce Calypso, Valdez's girlfriend. Yo Calypso! Hehe, that rhymed.

Calypso: *Takes off goggles* You called?

Chloe: Get over here. You're gonna be on the web.

Calypso: Why? Is Arachne here?

Camera guy: Please don't mention her. *Shivers*

Chloe: *Whispers to camera* Calypso's still gotta learn about the 21st century. She and Hazel would be good friends. *Turns to Calypso* So how do you feel about getting your first job right after getting off the island?

Calypso: Well, first, you gave me the job.

Chloe: No. I sent your resume to Hephaestus who gave you the job.

Calypso: Yeah. It's only been my first week but it's a lot of fun here and I really like how every day is different. And I get to work with Leo so that's good.

Chloe: Cute. So you're gonna be a part of Couples Wipeout on Friday.

Calypso: Yes, though I'm still not sure on the whole "Wipeout" concept.

Chloe: You'll find out soon.

Calypso: Okay. *Goes back to work*

Chloe: Next we- hold on. Percy, don't make the pool 50 feet deep. Not all of us can breathe underwater. Travis, give Katie her paintbrush back. Annabeth, I'm pretty sure 9 blueprints is more than enough for the set. Valdez, you have to wear a hard hat and goggles. And Camera Boy-

Camera guy: Yes?

Chloe: Once we're done shooting go put in an order for 350 more pounds of foam.

Camera guy: Yes ma'am.

Chloe: Um, Conner...*Tries not to laugh* *Points to Camera Guy's shoulder*

Camera guy: Wha-gah! Spider!

Conner: Dude, it was a gag. *Laughs* Oh, I love pranking Athena kids.

Camera guy: Not. Funny. I'm done with today.

~ C. Gallagher