(Original joke from a video I watched named "Welcome to head Ahh")
Sir pentous: Hi I'm Sir Pentous & *sighs* This is the Jesus game..
Tord: *holds bible* you ready to die for our sins bruh?
Sir Pentous: Wha- NO?
Black hat: aight bet GET THE CROSS
*Alastor holds his ass D O W N*
Sir Pentous: WAIT WAIT C H I L L-
Black hat: *Nails his hand into a cross*
Sir Pentous: wAIT CHILL CHILL 😭
Mike in the back witnessing this shit:
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Black hat: HOL HIM STILL HOLD HIM STILL!
Sir Pentous: CHILL WAIT WAIT 😭
Tord: We didn't have a thorn crown so we got this crown from Burger King.
Mike: uhhh What the hell are you guys doing?
Alastor: Nothing much we're just hanging out.
Sir Pentous: Yeah I don't mind me I'm just a nigga on a cross.
Mike: ...
I really need to do drugs again.
Sir Pentous: OK we're done now get me down!
Black hat: NOPE NOT YET ITS TIME TO CRUCIFY!
Sir Pentous: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT—
*Gets stabbed with*
BUWAALHH-
*Silence*
Tord: Damn what's taking him so long, shouldn't he be coming back to life?
Alastor: I don't know bro, that Bible shit is kind of confusing.
*Waits to literally 5 minutes*
(The End, he's in a coma :D)
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