Yoongi:
For free?
So who is going to pay, me?
Jimin:
that's the plan:D
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Jimin:
U BLOCKED ME??
why????
we were going to get married
:((
I was even about to plan r wedding
does this mean u want a divorce?
I thought u loved me :,(
Jimin:
was it a one-sided love all this time?
Jimin:
COME BACK
PLS??
Jimin:
fine I'm giving u a terrible review
worst delivery man on the planet
threatened to have me arrested just bc I'm unbearably cute
and then blocked me bc I was ever so kind
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Chim_ney:
TAETAE
MY DEAR BEST FRIEND
I NEED CONDOLENCES
my heart was just broken into a million pieces:(
Tatatae:
awwww jiminie(⁍̥̥̥᷄д⁍̥̥̥᷅ ू )
dw I'm here for u<3
Tatatae:
do u want to share what happened??
or do u prefer not to?
that's okay too
Chim_ney:
no no it's ok
I'll tell u
Chim_ney:
my fiancé just divorced me
(;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')
Tatatae:
u have a fiancé??
*had
Chim_ney:
.....
well not anymore
Tatatae:
it's that delivery guy isn't it
Jimin ur dramatic af
Chim_ney:
shut up
I loved him
Tatatae:
lmao ok
oh wait hold up
someone's calling me
Chim_ney:
oh ok
ttyl:D
Tatatae:
ok I'm back
lmao so
my friend Yoongi just called me
he's also a delivery guy btw
and apparently
he delivered some customer a vacuum earlier today
and then the guy kept texting him
and even used one of those cheesy pick-up lines
so he blocked him
cuz he was kinda annoying
and he says he feels kinda bad, bc he knows the dude was just messing with him
and apparently the customer was actually a pretty nice guy
even gave him a tip:,)
so he was like "maybe I should unblock him idk, maybe he just needs some friends"
Chim_ney:
hmm
Chim_ney:
how interesting
Chim_ney:
and what did u say??
Tatatae:
I said if the dude was rly that annoying then he should keep him blocked
Chim_ney:
and what's ur friend's name???
Tatatae:
oh
Min Yoongi
why?
Chim_ney:
nothing, just curious
Chim_ney:
well uh
tbh
I think ur friend should unblock him and just see what happens, u know?
what if he's a nice guy??
like me(*'ω｀*)
Tatatae:
if the guy is like u then I'm telling Yoongi to keep him blocked 4ever
Chim_ney:
>:(
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yoongsboongs:
Hello.
Jimin:
(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
yoongsboongs:
Did you really give me a bad review?
Jimin:
no:D
I knew u would come back to me(ﾉ'∀｀*)
Jimin:
but hey
I'm really not that annoying
Jimin:
when I say that kind of stuff
I'm just joking with u
u know that right?
yoongsboongs:
Yes.
Jimin:
oh ok good
i didn't make u uncomfortable, did I?
I don't want my future husband to think I'm some kind of weirdo
yoongsboongs:
No, it's fine.
I wasn't uncomfortable.
I found it amusing actually.
Jimin:
wow
wow
wow there
really?????
yoongsboongs:
Perhaps it's because we have met.
Jimin:
ofkskdkdkskd
tae better have a suit ready for r wedding
yoongsboongs:
Tae?
Jimin:
Kim Taehyung
ur friends with him, right?
yoongsboongs:
I am.
How do you know him?
Jimin:
I'm Park Jimin!
his bestfriend and soulmate!!!:D
Jimin:
for the record he's also the one who told me to send u that pick-up line
he doesn't know it was to u tho
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Lilsatan:
Tae
Taesty:
oh dear
YOU ARE READING
DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
