Jimin:
if I say there's a problem with the delivery, will u come and fix it?
Yoongi:
What's the issue?
Jimin:
is that a yes?
Yoongi:
No.
Jimin:
:,(
I'm giving u a bad review
Yoongi:
Wait.
No.
Stop.
What's the problem?
Jimin:
:,)
so yes??
Yoongi:
Are you trying to blackmail me?
I will file a lawsuit against you.
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Chim_ney:
I can't believe u
bestfriendwho?:
NO IM SORRY WHAT DID I DO:(((
Chim_ney:
u said the pick-up line would get me a man, not arrested!!
bestfriendwho?:
it didn't work???
there must be something wrong with him
nO I MEAN
IM SORRY
I PROMISE I'LL VISIT U IN JAIL
I'LL EVEN BRING U COME BACK SOON CARDS
Chim_ney:
....
well thx
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Jimin:
no wait pls don't call the police
I'm an innocent bundle of joy I swear
this pretty face can't rot away in a cell
Yoongi:
You won't really give me a bad review, will you?
I can't risk getting fired.
I'm really a very good delivery man.
Jimin:
u said my package would come by 3pm
but it really did at 3:05
r u sure ur a good delivery guy
sounds like a lie
Yoongi:
Look, I'm sorry about that.
It was really not intentional, I did not mean to deliver your order five minutes late.
Please do not leave me a bad review because I knocked on your door at 3:05pm instead of 3.
Jimin:
weeellllllll
I'll think about it ( '▽' )
Jimin:
ok I'm done thinking about it, I'll give u 5 stars this time just bc ur a cute lad
Yoongi:
Thank you for your service, come again.
Jimin:
gladly
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Chim_ney:
hE SAID HE'S THANKFUL FOR MY SERVICE AKXKDJSJ
U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
bestfriendwho?:
he's being sarcastic
Chim_ney:
what no
it means we're going to get married one day(^з^)-☆
bestfriendwho?:
oh now ur being sarcastic
Chim_ney:
ur lack of enthusiasm is why u are now saved as bestfriendwho? in my phone
bestfriendwho?:
WHAT???
bestfriendwho?:
HOW COULD U
10 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP
AND FOR WHAT??
bestfriendwho?:
I CANT BELIEVE U WOULD DUMP ME LIKE THIS
cri cri
deadtome:
u nearly got me arrestedT^T
bestfriendwho?:
i sAID I WAS SORRY OK
deadtome:
ok
apology accepted
ヽ(^。^)ノ
but only cuz I'm getting married soon, and I need u to be my best man
Tatatae:
oh I'm sorry, I don't think u would want ur ex-bestfriend at ur wedding
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Jimin:
deliver me a free package of ninja knives and I'll give u an even better review
YOU ARE READING
DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
