Yoongi:
Arriving Today: Your package with the Blue Shark Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe NV360 Upright Vacuum will be delivered by 3pm.
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Jimin:
when is my delivery arriving? it's already 3:02
Yoongi:
Sorry for the inconvenience. I am delivering your Blue Shark Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe NV360 Upright Vacuum now.
Jimin:
oh ok thx
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Chim_ney:
omg tae there's this delivery guy and dkdnsdkjdsn he's cute af
(≧▽≦)
Tatatae:
dibs on best man
Chim_ney:
no we can't get married he already left
Tatatae:
oh
did u ask for his number?
Chim_ney:
I already have it, cuz he messaged me that my delivery was arriving
should I text him? would it make me look creepy
Tatatae:
well if he saw your face when delivering then he'll at least know ur not some weird 40 year old pedo
use a cheesy pick-up line
those always work
Chim_ney:
but they're cheesy
Tatatae:
u don't say
Chim_ney:
u sure it'll work???
Tatatae:
pfft
don't u trust me?
Chim_ney:
I mean
Tatatae:
.....
Chim_ney:
ok ok but if he threatens to call 911 ur bailing me out of jail
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Jimin:
hey
I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
Yoongi:
Hello. I'm sorry, was there a problem with the delivery?
Jimin:
yeah, u weren't included with it
Yoongi:
You have the wrong number.
Jimin:
no I don't
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i'm embarrassed writing this lmao why am i doing this to myself.
YOU ARE READING
DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
