[theme song playing]
[bell ringing]
Karen: Ah!
Doris: Hey, Beecher. Heads up.
[both laughing]
Karen: Oh, um, hi, Doris. Fancy meeting you here while I was taking the extra, extra long way to Chemistry class.
Doris: Hey, I went to Chemistry class once. I know where that is. Tell you what. Why don't we escort you.
Karen: Uh, you guys? Um, this isn't actually the Science building.
Doris: [mockingly] "This isn't the Science building. You see, Beecher, that's your problem. You irritate me. You bug me. You're a puny little insect.
Leslie: And you know what Doris does to bugs... She squashes them. Yeah.
Doris: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Karen: Okay, Doris, very funny.
Leslie: You thought that was funny? Maybe you need a little time to yourself to think about how comedy works.
Doris: Yeah. Get in there and think about how comedy works.
Karen: Wait. I can do it myself. That's the fifth time this month. I don't get it! What did I ever do to her?
Babs: Nothing. Psychological profiles of bullies suggest they always target the small and weak. Sorry. I meant the small and... awesome? Apple? There's nothing awesome about being small, believe me.But that's all gonna change after today.
Leslie: You need some new material, Doris. "Why are you hitting yourself?" [grunting]
Doris: Whatever. It's classic. [grunts]
Leslie: [laughing] A meathead falling on her keister? Now, that's classic.
Doris: Shut it, Leslie. Uh, ever heard of knocking, dweebs?
Mrs. Zuel: Uh, Daddy and I are leaving for the science conference now, okay?
Doris: [mockingly] "The science conference, okay?" Fine! Whatever!
Mrs. Zuel: Have fun with your sporting activities, sweetums. Love you. [car door opens and closes] [engine starts]
Doris: I gotta pump up.
[suspenseful music playing]
Doris: [chuckles softly] Yeah. [grunts] Pumped up!
Babs: Ladies and gentelman, may I present to you the new, the improved, Bumblebee!
[humming fanfare music]
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Dc Superhero Girls And Spider Man (ON HOLD FOR NOW)
AdventureThe series follows the adventures of teenage versions of Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Bumblebee, Batgirl, Zatanna and Jessica Cruz and Spider Man, who are students of Metropolis High School.