Adventures in Bunnysitting

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[theme song playing]

[knocking at door]

Kara: [groans] Stupid super-hearing.

Jeremiah Danvers: Kara, your friends is here.

Kara: What? Who's coming over here this early? [grunt]

Zee: Hello Kara dear: my pride and joy.

Kara: Pride and huh?

Zee: This is Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III, and this is Dandelion Pipkin de Heisenplay.

Kara: M'kay. Why are they in my room? And why is Peter here too?

Peter: Well, she came to my house and asked me to come help Bunnysitting with you.

Zee:Uh, hello. We had a whole text thing about it last night.

Kara: Whatev.

Zee: Please, Kara! You simply cannot flake on me now! This is my very first paid performance as a solo magician, and I need you and Peter to care for my two little lovelies while I'm away.

Peter: You can count on us Zee. Wait. Why can you take them with you? Aren't they, you know, part of your act or something?

Zee: [scoff] These are magical rabbits, my dear.They might be a bit much for a children's birthday party. Now Kara, where can I put them?

Kara: I don't know, put them over there.

Zee: [gasp] On this floor? Ugh. Hold these. Now, there are only a few simple rules to bear in mind. First, they must be given only organic vegetables, cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed. And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables, as little Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III has had some issues with stomach discomfort recently. Then of course, they'll need access to fresh water at all times, no cooler than 57 degrees Fahrenheit, that's around 13.5 degrees Celsius. Ooh, and very important, when it's time for their brushing—

Kara: [stammering] How long are you gonna be gone?

Zee: Eh, no more than an hour. Now, as to the brushings. Three strokes gently to the left, then five strokes gently to the right.

Kara: Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Zee: Oh, okay. Oh, well, there is one more rule.

Peter: All ears.

Kara: Dude!

Zee: Th-th-th-this is the most important rule of all. You two are not, under any circumstances, to put these two together. Do you two understand?

 Do you two understand?

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Peter: ... Yep.

Kara: Whatev.

Zee: [squeal] Thank you, guys! Mummy's gonna miss you lovelies. See you soon! Bye-ee!

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