International Calls

9:28am

April 24, Friday
"So how many exes do you have?"

"Why do you need to know?"

"Just in case I need to pretend to be your girlfriend again."

"Well probably a couple more times. Samantha has been telling anyone who will listen that I have a secret girlfriend."

"Wow. The girls at your school must be so heartbroken."

"Hey girls want what they can't have. I'm even more popular with the ladies than before."

"So why do I need to pretend to be your girlfriend?"

"Well if I have a girlfriend, but she only shows up once when I need her that looks suspicious."

"Why does it matter how it looks? If it's only pretend..."

"So Samantha doesn't try anything."

"I don't think she will. It sounds like you're making excuses."

"Whatever. So did you figure out what tesoro means?"

"No. I don't know what language it is so I can't put it in google translate."

"Ha! I should call you more names in that language more often."

"Only if you tell me what they mean!"

"Uh no."

"Why not?"

"Because I like driving you crazy."

"You're infuriating."

"All part of my charm, tesoro."

"You're an idiot!"

"We've established this. Are we running out of lines?"

"You must be aphasia because you leave me speechless."

"A flirt off? You're on. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"If I'm a camera then you're the only picture I want to take."

"Can I take your picture so I can prove that angels exist?"

"With a smile like that? How can I resist?"

"This smile is only here because of you."

"I'd give you the world, but you are my world."

"When you smile, the whole world stops to stare."

"If solipsism is real and everything around me is a figment of my imagination, then you're the best thing I've ever came up with."

"You want to know what's the best thing in my life? It's the first word."

"Why would I need to know about the solar system? My world revolves around you."

"I don't believe in love at first sight, but for you I'll make an exception."

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hands."

"I'm bad in Geography, but I can tell you that you live in my heart."

"Aside from stealing my heart, what else do you like to do?"

"You may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. You may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you, but you mean everything to me."

"You look a lot like my next boyfriend."

"Is that you asking me out? Because I'd love to be your next boyfriend."

"In your dreams, pretty boy."

"So you admit I'm attractive?"

"That's for me to know and you to never find out."

*End of Call*