April 21, Tuesday
"Is this a better time or am I still cutting into your much needed beauty sleep?"
"Hey looking this good takes a lot of work!"
"Oh I'm so sorry. It must be so hard for you!"
"You know what they say: beauty is pain. It takes a lot, but somebody needs to do it."
"We applaud you for your brave sacrifice."
"Thank you, thank you. I am truly honored to receive such recognition!"
"Oh my god you're an idiot."
"A handsome idiot!"
"I don't think that makes it better."
"Oh it does."
"Ok then. I'll add it to the list of things I don't understand about Americans."
"You keep a list."
"Alphabetical order too."
"I can imagine the list is pretty long. Heck even Americans bash ourselves!"
"I know. I see the online conversations. You are a strange group of people."
"Yep and proud of it!"
"Alright. Well I will be drinking my tea as I attempt to understand your country."
"Well for starters we survive off of coffee. Mainly Starbucks."
"Alright. As enlightening as this conversation is, my sister needs help with her homework. I'm afraid my genius is required and I cannot lose any brain cells listening to your nonsense."
*End of Call*
STAI LEGGENDO
International Calls
Storie d'amore"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try no...
