Zodiac High

*Homecoming Dance*

*The gym have transformed into a mini version of Alice and Wonderland.* *All the zodiac signs and their classmates are dancing to Cardi B.'s newest song.*
LIBRA: I just love this song so much!
AQUARIUS: *Watching Libra dance to the music.* I see.
ARIES: Did I tell how beautiful you look tonight?
CANCER: *Smiles.* Like three hundred times.
*Scorpio is grinding on Pisces.*
*Gemini is dropping it low for Sagittarius.*
TAURUS: I hope you win tonight.
LEO: Me too.
*The principal comes on stage, signaling the dj to stop the music.* *DJ stops the music.* *The crows focus on the bright stage.*
PRINCIPAL: *Speaking into the microphone stand.* Ladies and Gentleman, it's time to announce the homecoming king and queen. Welcome 2019 homecoming court to the stage! *Claps hands.*
LIBRA: Wish me luck bitches! *Leaves.*
LEO: Time to get my crown. *Leaves with a gigantic smile on his face.*
TAURUS: Good luck baby!
*Leo accidentally ignores Taurus.*
GEMINI: Damn. He just ignored you.
TAURUS: Shut up.
*Leo and Libra are on stage with eight of their classmates.*
PRINCIPAL: And the homecoming king and queen of Zodiac High 2019 are... *Rips open envelope.* Leo and Libra!
*The crowd erupts into a scream.*
*Libra screams.*
*Leo double dabs.*
*Libra and Leo approach the microphone stand while two classmates place their crowns on their head.*
SCORPIO: That's my best friend!
VIRGO: I'm so proud of her achievement!
CANCER: *Clapping.* I knew it.
CAPRICORN: He's going to be gloating all night.
AQUARIUS: His ego just expanded by one hundred .
ARIES: *Clapping.* That's my boy!
SAGITTARIUS: My boy!
*Pisces wipes a tear from his left eye, while clapping.*
GEMINI: They look so cute together!
TAURUS: Who side are you on?
GEMINI: Yours.
LIBRA: *Speaking into the microphone.* We just want to say thank you to everyone that had voted for us!Let's celebrate!
CLASSMATES: DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!
*Libra and Leo exchange a look.*
TAURUS: Why are my classmates stupid?
SAGITTARIUS: They just want to see the royal couple dance.
TAURUS: They're not a couple.
SAGITTARIUS: *Mutters.* Not yet.
TAURUS: What did you say?
SAGITTARIUS: Nothing.
*Leo grabs Libra's hand, walking her down the stairs, heading towards the middle of the dancefloor.* *DJ plays My Boo by Ghost Town DJ's.* *Libra and Leo are dancing along to the song.*
*Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Cancer are recording with their cellphones.* *Scorpio and Pisces are cheering them on.* *An angry Taurus is moving through the crowd.*
VIRGO: I can't believe they're actually dancing with each other.
CAPRICORN: There's more to come.
VIRGO: What are you talking about?
CAPRICORN: Leo is going to dump Taurus for Libra by the end of the night.
TAURUS: He's what?! *Pauses in the crowd and looks at Capricorn and Virgo.*
CAPRICORN: Where did you come from?
TAURUS: Don't try to change the subject.
VIRGO: Maybe you should go somewhere to calm down.
TAURUS: How can I calm down when I just heard your boyfriend tell you that Leo is going to dump me for Libra.
CAPRICORN: It's probably not going to happen.
TAURUS: I don't believe you.
*Leo and Libra walking over to the impending drama.*
CANCER: Y'all look so cute dancing together.
TAURUS: *Shoves Cancer out of the way.* So you're going to dump me?
CANCER: Hey!
ARIES: Don't shove my girl!
LEO: Where did you hear that from?
LIBRA: I'm going back to my date.
TAURUS: No stay. He clearly wants to get back with you.
LEO: Let's deal with this when the dance is over.
TAURUS: *Getting loud.* Let's deal now!
*Classmates are slowly zooming in on the drama.*
LEO: Let's go somewhere.
TAURUS: No! Let's do it here.
LEO: Fine. I don't want to be with you no more. I want to be with the love of my life, Libra.
*Libra jaw drops.*
SCORPIO: Damn. I didn't see that coming.
PISCES: I did but not like this.
SCORPIO: What are you talking about?
PISCES: I'll tell you at the party.
TAURUS: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
LEO: That's how I feel.
TAURUS: I'm pregnant with your child!
LEO: I'll still be active in my child's life.
CANCER: *Rubs stomach.* I don't feel so good.
TAURUS: *Talking to Cancer.* Of course you don't, because you're pregnant.
*Silence echoes through the room.*
*Cancer freezes.*
VIRGO: Why the fuck did you say that?
ARIES: *Standing in front of Cancer.* You're pregnant?
CANCER: I was planning on the perfect time to tell you.
ARIES: You should had told me from the beginning.
CANCER: I'm sorry.
ARIES: Shit!
LIBRA: That's fucked up to tell Cancer's secret to the entire school.
TAURUS: Whatever.
SCORPIO: You're so lucky that you're fucking pregnant. If you wasn't, your ass will be leaving in a body bag right now.
GEMINI: But she's not pregnant.
LEO: Wait what.
TAURUS: Shut the fuck up.
GEMINI: No. Since you want to tell everyone Cancer's secret, I should tell yours.
LEO: I'm confused.
LIBRA: Same.
PISCES: I think everyone is.
GEMINI: Taurus has been lying about her pregnancy. She's not pregnant. Repeat. Not pregnant. She lied so she can be with Leo who obviously loves Libra and not her.
LEO: But the pregnancy test.
GEMINI: That's Cancer's pregnancy test.
LEO: You fucking bitch!
TAURUS: *Looks angrily at Gemini.* What kind of friend are you?
GEMINI: Enough is enough.
SAGITTARIUS: *Looks at girlfriend.* Why didn't you tell me about this?
GEMINI: I was being a good friend.
TAURUS: You're nobody's friend. *Leaves.*
AQUARIUS: Is anybody going to check on her?
LEO: Fuck that bitch. She can rot in hell for all I care.
PISCES: Maybe you should go check on her.
*Aquarius shrugs and follows Taurus.*
SAGITTARIUS: I still can't believe you didn't tell me.
GEMINI: I'm sorry baby.
SAGITTARIUS: I need some fresh air.
ARIES: Same here.
*Aries and Sagittarius leave.*
LIBRA: *Sees the sadness in Gemini's eyes.* It's going to be alright Gemini.
GEMINI: I hope so.
CANCER: At least you're not pregnant.
GEMINI: *Sighs.* True.