Zodiac High

*8th Period Math Class*

*The 11 zodiac signs look up as Gemini arrives and slides into the empty desk in front of Libra.*
LIBRA: Ew. The trash is sitting in front of me.
*Gemini rolls her eyes.*
LEO: I'm surprise you decided to come to class, knowing that everyone hates your guts.
GEMINI: Nothing new.
CANCER: You're a disgrace to humanity.
GEMINI: And you're a doormat for Aries.
TAURUS: You're the one who went after her boyfriend.
GEMINI: And you're the one who participated in our threesome.
SCORPIO: You should transfer schools.
GEMINI: It's pointless to transfer now.
AQUARIUS: It's early in the semester, you still got time.
GEMINI: I didn't mean for the secret to come out like that.
VIRGO: Yeah right.
GEMINI: *Turns around in seat, making direct eye contact with Virgo.* When you left, I told Europa not to tell anyone, but she already texted people. If anything, blame Europa.
CAPRICORN: You're the one who blackmailed us into changing the turnabout theme and if we didn't do what you said, you'll tell everyone.
GEMINI: Glow in the dark is a lame ass theme.
PISCES: I fuck with the theme.
GEMINI: Nobody cares Pisces.
PISCES: At least I have a heart.
GEMINI: I have a heart too.
TAURUS: What heart? All you do is hurt people.
GEMINI: You was messing with Libra because of Leo.
TAURUS: And I'll admit, I was being stupid. But I found someone better.
SAGITTARIUS: And cooler.
GEMINI: You're dating my ex.
TAURUS: You dated mines.
GEMINI: You were dating Leo at the time. You were happy to be with your dream guy.
TAURUS: Out of all the guys in the school, you decided to go after Aquarius.
AQUARIUS: Why am I being brought up in y'all conversation?
GEMINI: Shush!
AQUARIUS: Fuck off bitch.
GEMINI: I'm no the only bitch in this classroom.
LIBRA: You're the most hated.
GEMINI: I don't care.
CANCER: Stop lying.
GEMINI: You're not me. How are you going to tell me how I feel?
SCORPIO: We don't give a fuck how you feel.
GEMINI: You care.
*Virgo throws a red apple at Gemini, hitting her in the face.*
PISCES: Where that apple come from?
SAGITTARIUS: Whoever threw the apple, can you do it again? I didn't get a chance to put it on my snapchat.
GEMINI: *Stands up.* Who threw the fucking apple?
VIRGO: Me bitch.
GEMINI: Look at you, sinking to my level. I guess we're the same.
VIRGO: I'm nothing like you. I have my dignity, unlike you.
GEMINI: What dignity? You're a teen mom.
VIRGO: And you're a cum bucket cunt with no morals. No wonder guys don't take you serious.
GEMINI: I never got pregnant though.
ARIES: We don't know that.
MRS. SKY: *Enters classroom.* Sorry, I'm late late class. And Gemini, please take your seat.
*Gemini returns to her seat.*