Zodiac High

*MRS. CONSTELLATION'S OFFICE*

*From left to right seating: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus, Leo, Pisces, Scorpio, Libra and Sagittarius.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: How has everyone week been so far? I noticed that there hasn't been really any updates this week, which is a good thing!
LIBRA: I mean, Taurus popped me in the face last week.
TAURUS: Why are mentioning shit from last week?
LIBRA: Because you're a crazy bitch.
TAURUS: *Rises from seat.* I'll show you a crazy bitch.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Sit down!
*Taurus plots her True Religion jeans behind on her seat.*
VIRGO: She should be in a psych ward.
TAURUS: I heard that!
GEMINI: Calm down!
TAURUS: I was calm until Libra opened her mouth.
PISCES: Somebody must be on their period.
*Scorpio snickers.*
LEO: I mean you did punch her in the face.
TAURUS: For you!
LEO: I appreciate that! Just ignore her.
TAURUS: As long as she don't opened her mouth, we should be good!
LIBRA: Freedom of speech.
LEO: *Rest his hand over Taurus' hand.* Ignore her.
ARIES: Look at my bro be mature.
LEO: I have always been mature.
*The room goes silence.*
*Sagittarius scratches the top of his head.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: *Looks at group of teenagers, smiling.* Anything else happening? Don't afraid to spill the tea.
GEMINI: Scorpio is having a birthday party and didn't invite a few of us.
CANCER: Because she doesn't like y'all.
ARIES: Boom roasted!
GEMINI: Shut up crybaby!
CANCER: I am not a crybaby!
SCORPIO: First of all! *Looks at Gemini.* Why are you mentioning my birthday party?
GEMINI: Why not? You invited my boyfriend but not me!
SCORPIO: Because I don't fuck with you!
GEMINI: You came to my birthday.
SCORPIO: Because Libra forced me to go with her.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: *Looks at Scorpio* Maybe you should invite her and the other people who weren't invited.
SCORPIO: So they can caused more drama at my birthday party. Um, hell fuck no!
TAURUS: Selfish.
SCORPIO: *Snaps.* Who the hell you calling selfish? Leo dumped you and you still sucked his dick like the dumb broad that you are!
TAURUS: *Looks at boyfriend.* YOU TOLD THEM?
LEO: I told Pisces.
ARIES: And don't forget me.
LEO: And Aries.
TAURUS: You fucking idiot!
*Libra snickers.*
TAURUS: *Zooms in on Libra.* I should slap the shit out of you!
MRS. CONSTELLATION: You need to calm the fuck down!
*Taurus huffs as Libra grins.*
MRS. CONSTELLATION: And for you Scorpio, I think you should invite them to your party. It will help ease the tension.
SCORPIO: I highly disagree.
MRS. CONSTELLATION: If you don't, you can kiss photography and yearbook club goodbye.
SCORPIO: What the fuck!
MRS. CONSTELLATION: It's your choice.
SCORPIO: That's so unfair! What kind of guidance counselor are you?
MRS. CONSTELLATION: Yes or no?
SCORPIO: *Bites the bottom of her ruby red lipstick lips.* Fine.
*Gemini smirks.*
*Taurus and Leo smile at each other, proudly.*
LEO: Good choice!
MRS. CONSTELLATION: *Looks at Leo.* And you, stop being a dickhead between Taurus and Libra and keep your private business to yourself.