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At Your Service (Maid!Classic!Sans X Master!Fell)

SF!G: "HE'S JUST AN AVERAGE CUSTOMER LIKE THE REST OF THE ANNOYING DIPSH*TS YOU'VE HANDLED! BUT THIS WENT TOO FAR CLASSIC! YOU'RE FIRED!"

Fell's POV

I always go to this nice coffee shop out in town, and other than great coffee, I also got my eye out for this cute skeleton. When I come to the cafe every late morning he’s always on his serving shift, and every early afternoon he's on his bartender shift. For a few weeks on investigating, he has his shift on the counter every early morning, so I decided to swoon him a bit today, but it ended me getting soaked wet from my own order.

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"YOU'RE FIRED!"

I leaned at the alleyway outside the cafe, and heard their whole conversation at the back. I felt guilty that I got him fired, if only I didn't sweet talked him that much to make him think I was toying around him. I sighed and called one of my friends and cousin Blueberry Underswap Sans (yes I'm makin them cousins here, pls dun sue me-).

"MUEHEHEHEHEHEHE! BLUE THE MAGNIFICENT SPEAKING! HEYA FELL BUDDY! WADDAYA NEED!?!"

I flinched from the pitch of the call because of Blues volume and voice.

"Hey Blue, can you advertise something for me?"

Classic's POV

"It's okay brother, we can still work things out... Or maybe-"

Classic: "Don't worry bro, I'll find another job."

I said as I patted my younger brother Papyrus as he sat on our couch with a worrisome look.

"C'mon Pap. I'll go look for another job right now just to make you feel better and stop worrying about it."

Papyrus finally gave in and sighed.
"Whatever you say brother... And you better be sure about that."

I nodded and walked out of the house inhaling and exhaling.

Blue's POV

I walked around the town central and tried to search for this Classic Sans guy. My cousin Fell gave me a picture of this guy, and I gotta say.... Fell is a total creep.... He's never been like this towards anyone. I know that he's gay, but is he this crazy? I didn't think about it much and just tried my best to find him.

After a few minutes or so I finally found him! Wearing a nice white sweater with the usual blue fluffy sans jacket. He was looking around at the local neighborhood bulletin board. Awwwee poor guy, must have been looking for a proper job. I walked to him and heard him murmur a few words. "Which ones the right one for me...? Definitely not this one..." I cleared out my throat and tapped his shoulder, and I actually got his attention. I then smiled and said to him in my most cherry and enthusiastic voice ever!

"Hi there Sir! Looking for a job?!"

He looked a bit shocked and jumpy, but then nodded.

"Well, maybe you'd like to apply here and work with under my cousin. One of the richest monsters in this part of the town! You'll just have to commit yourself to do at least 6 hours of service and you will be payed! At an average of 1500 G per hour! Which makes it 9000 G for the whole day, and if you work extra would be payed 10 000 G!"

I cleared out my throat and he seems to be hesitating for a bit. Imma gonna make sure I'm not scamming him.

"The type of service is that you'll be a butler in his mansion, don't worry about a thing because if anything happens to you within the house, we will be the one to pay for it!"

Classic's Pov

I'm at a complete lost for words. Is this guy for realz? Offerin me to work as a butler in a rich monsters mansion! He seemed to trailing off and kept on rambling, and he seems really convincing, tho I'm a bit worried if it really is a scam. I decided to take the risk.