13: Have a Pawsitive Catitude

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in ze morning
Also.: "This is Cobbledick and Cat Steven talking in their own cat language, AKA meows"
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Ah yes, that feeling after doing the hanky panky on a weekend night. Wether or not the hanky panky was good? I dunno. Do you know what the hanky panky is? If not, ask your parents how they made you. While you're at it, say 'Freshly Waxed Testicles' in front of them.

Anyhow, we join our fellow feline friends, Cobbledick and for some reason Cat Steven, as they plan to question their owners over A. What the hell Spinel did to Steven and B. Why Cobbledick didn't get a warning before the bed creaks. And of course being the evil little bitch that she is, Cobbledick wanted someone to pop in and for Spinel to get in trouble. Why? That's just Cobble. And what Cobbledick wants, she gets.

"K, on the count of 3, one of us slaps the hell outta my human slave, aight?" -Cobble

"Explain to me what sense this makes." -Cat Steven

"Look fella, you should know by now that everyone in this house is my human slave, especially Spins. You can make that Steven boi your human slave, but ya gotta show 'em whose the bigger boss. And that includes slapping them awake. And plus we gotta let em know that we know EXACTLY what they were doing.''-Cobble

"You called me here just for that...? "-Cat Steven

"Yeah, and there's this new game on my tablet I wanna show you. We can snack on the food I stole from my human slave." -Cobble

"Deal." -Cat Steven

"Alright...1...2...3...GET THE FUCK UP HUMAN SLAVE AND FILL MY FOOD BOOOWWLLLL!!!!"- Cobble

While yelling in her cat language, Cobbledick raised her paw to slap her human slave awake, who was having the most peaceful sleep of her life. Her hair wasn't in her usual pigtails, a few hickeys rested upon her neck, she was wrapped in Steven's jacket, and had some leftover jizz on the side of her mouth. "Daddy...thanks for coming back with the milk..." she muttered in her dream that she wished would come true. But of course, she was awaken by something hitting her eye, And it wasn't just a paw.

It was a claw.

"Ow, fucking god!!" she screamed at the burn, waking Steven in the process. Cat Steven looked at Cobble.

"Well, looks like you slapped her alright. *sarcasm*"-Cat Steven

"Oh well. Not my problem. I couldn't care less." -Cobble

Sure, she wasn't intending to scratch Spinel, but to her it was just some good training to her human slave. Spinel groaned as her now scarred eye started burning. Cobbledick started snickering as she sat down at the front of the bed. Spinel noticed this, but also noticed Cat Steven as she lightly rubbed her head on Steven's neck.

Seeing Steven there brought back the memories of last night. And she liked it. Spinel remembered how she screamed, "Ah, si, follame papi~" and "Hazme gritar, papi~, hazme gritar como la perra que soy~"

(lol, bet ya'll won't Google Translate that)

"Oh dollface~" she whispered as she slightly shook him. "Wakey wakey~"

Steven rubbed his eyes as he heard sweet yet sinister giggles from his girlfriend. He had a feeling she would wake up before him just to remind him what they did. Not that he had a problem with it. They met each other with red tainted cheeks. "Heh...mornin' Spinny..." he said with a faint blush darkening.

"So, what were you saying about staying a virgin?" Spinel replied with a sly tone, recalling how he swore he was staying a virgin til marriage. "Guess I proved that statement wrong, didn't I bae?"

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