Mipha: Ewww...
Link: Nice um, knowing that
Daruk: Okay now back at you Urbosa. Truth or Dare?
Revali: Let's do a dare!
Urbosa: Oh no...
Daruk: I dare you to find a guy and smack his butt hard
Urbosa: Are you kidding me?!
Revali: No chickening out! ;3
Urbosa: Uh fine
Mipha: This is getting pretty intense
Link: Relax! That's the fun part :D
Urbosa: Alright. Smacked some voe that was jogging around my city walls...
Revali: And?
Urbosa: I... might've done it too hard... he looked at me really weird...
Daruk: XD
Revali: Gold!!!
Urbosa: Mipha, Truth or Dare?
Link: Truth!
Revali: Take it easy lad
Link: ...
Urbosa: What was the last thing you did today so far?
Mipha: I worked on a very special Zora armor...
Revali: Ehh... true?
Daruk: True
Link: Armor? True I guess
Urbosa: True
Mipha: Yes... it's actually true
Revali: Who's the armor for?
Mipha: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Revali: Um......
Daruk: Right, moving along...
Mipha: Sorry... Revali. Truth or dare?
Urbosa: Dare! >:)
Revali: Hey, nothing stupid though
Mipha: I dare you to fly into Gerudo Town and yell out "I'm a handsome voe"
Revali: Did you not hear what I just said?!
Link: Way to go Mipha!
Mipha: I might've had a little help from Urbosa... ^^
Revali: Not doing it.
Urbosa: "Don't be chicken" Ravioli
Revali: Uhhhh... I'll get you back for this
(Revali has gone offline)
Daruk: I wonder if he'll do it?
Urbosa: I'll keep an eye on the town's marketplace in case
Link: Ooh, this has to be the best one so far!
Urbosa: Wait! There's someone flying above... it's Revali!
Daruk: No way!?!?
Urbosa: He just dropped down and hollered "I'm a handsome voe" and all my guards threw their spears at him XD
Daruk: I'm so dead
Link: Haha!!!
(Revali is back online)
Urbosa: Welcome back! Did you receive a warm welcome?
Revali: A spear just grazed my head
Urbosa: Heheh, we don't take too kindly to men
Revali: Funny. My turn now. Link, Truth or Dare?
Mipha: Dare!
Revali: I dare you to go to Mipha and kiss her full on the lips.
Link: sneheonevedghqbdickdleodbwvsg
Mipha: >.>
Revali: Passionately too
Urbosa: Wow...
Daruk: Brining in the pain
Link: And if I don't?
Mipha: ......
Revali: You have to kiss a Goron X3
Link: AHHHHHHHHH
Daruk: Listen buddy, take my advice and just do it.
Mipha: .......
Revali: Pretty sure she tastes like fish anyway
(Link has gone offline)
Mipha: .......
(Mipha has gone offline)
Urbosa: Revali, you're cruel
Revali: What? I'm just helping them lovebirds
Daruk: As if
Urbosa: I wonder how this one will turn out
(Mipha is back online)
Revali: Well?
Mipha: Link...... kissed me!!!!!!!!!
Daruk: Wait really?!
Mipha: He came up behind me out of nowhere while I was playing with Sidon, and gave me a deep kiss then ran off
Urbosa: The boy still surprises me sometimes
Revali: Feels good now, eh? Bet you enjoyed it :p
Mipha: I... um... maybe?
Revali: (-_-)
(Link has left Champions Hangout)
Daruk: Whoa whoa!!
Urbosa: ?
Mipha: ... wha.....
Revali: That's weird
Daruk: Hey guys, I think he blocked me
Revali: Let me check... yeah, me too
Urbosa: Same?
Mipha: Even......me....... :c
Daruk: Wonder what's wrong with him?
Mipha: M-Maybe he didn't like the fact he kissed me... or even likes me?
(Mipha has left Champions Hangout)
Daruk: .....wow.....
Urbosa: Look what you've done Revali
Revali: Don't look at me! Those two are sickening anyway! They're thirsty for each other but act like total losers!
(Revali has gone offline)
Urbosa: I'm heading off too... this is just crazy
Daruk: Same
(Daruk has gone offline)
(Urbosa has gone offline)
YOU ARE READING
Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
Truth or Dare?
Start from the beginning