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Lucas: See! We twins are gay for hat freaks!
Ness: *quickly puts Ninten's hat on Lloyd*
Ninten: Lloyd give that back! *he kills Lloyd and steals his hat back*
Lucas: Aww. He looked cute in that hat.
Claus: Am I being shipped with Ninten? No? Then I don't care. Is it Ness? It'll work.
Kumatora: *is chanting* KISS THE GAY THOT! KISS THE GAY THOT! KISS THE GAY THOT!
Ana: No. Absolutely not.
Poo: Do it!
Jeff: I dare you too Claus!
Ness: N-No. Don't please.
Claus: Welp, too bad. *gives Ness a quick peck*
Jeff: YES!
Kumatora: HELL YEAH!
Paula: Hergaphblit.
Ness: Damn it, she's broken again.
Ana: Lord, please forgive me for the sin I'm about to commit.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
